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Hetbait kind of goes harder than queerbait sometimes. Queerbait you understand that the creators very rarely could do it even if they wanted to so implication and suggestion was better and safer than being explicit. Hetbait though there's no such justifiable reason they just want to fuck with you.

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i've missed drawing scourger!Bren. this sketch was sponsored by the gloves young Bren is wearing on the cover of the Caleb origins comic, by the way

somewhat unrelated, but as i was working on the above drawing i thought hmm, my scourger!Bren design has short hair, what if i give that AU's Essek shorter hair too? so i did, and i love it a lot not gonna lie

tip jar!

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Gogle how.toi stop wildshap,e

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"But how can you justify a player character with a (non-disinherited) noble background in a dungeon-crawling fantasy game" well, the most obvious approach is a fantasy setting whose nobility practices cognatic primogeniture where, instead of "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes a priest", it's "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes an adventurer". From the player's perspective, it handily explains why the title comes with little material support from the family; from the family's perspective, there's an unspoken understanding that most of the spare heirs will be eaten by a dragon (or whatever), thereby simplifying the inheritance situation, and the few survivors will become great assets.

(There is, of course, the possibility that a surviving third son, having grown powerful and understandably harbouring some slight resentment, may return, kill his elder brothers with dark magic, and take over the dynasty, but in practice this almost never happens.)

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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life

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how do i tell people that when i text them “hey girlie” i am not saying “hey 🥰 girlie 💞🧚” but actually this

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My origins are ridiculous. All origins are ridiculous.

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moonshine cybin theee female character of all time. grubby and grimy and poisonous and smart and caring and enraged and beautiful. anti-establishment, polyamorous, animal-loving, always horny, self-sacrificial, polite and hospitable, incredibly violent. an illiterate former attorney. champion of resourcefulness and master chef. topless under the overalls and keeps a possum nestled in her boobs. tweaks her nipples in front of her god and everyone. bullies rich people. every animal she turns into is pregnant. essentially a nudist and ashamed to know who her father is. she bathes in mud if she bathes at all. loves to eat women out, almost had a foursome, can take you to the edge just from making out, might be in love with her cringefail virgin best friend. fixed an evil demigod by platonically keeping him in a belly chain.

she drinks animal piss. she sweats alcohol. her first kiss was a frog. she ate a god.

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as far as sidequest seasons go, mice and murder really was THAT bitch. introduced by talking about how king charles was an actual spaniel. katie kicking off her character with an "'ello", immediately followed by "something funny that happened is: my parents died" IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED by a nat20 (which katie didn't realize was a nat20). grant playing a sexy fox detective and puffing his pen. raph making his first roll with disadvantage. brennan making animal puns. ally's character being a watson-type nonbinary ex-military doberman in a bright pink suit who is also a cancer and has a german accent. rekha's character being. so round. sam's "time is money. here's both." and attempting to tip with american money. the whole medium conversation and "i'd have called her a bit of a large" from grant. it just doesn't stop

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blorbo from the dagger heart oneshot i played with my friends……. my pathetic lesbian werewolf with mommy issues AND anger issues….

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The Third Mates

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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

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just learned that a mutual of mine is pro israel (they’re now blocked) so i wanted to take the time to say that if you believe what’s happening in palestine is not a genocide than you are not welcome here. unfollow me block me whatever i don’t want you interacting with me at all

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Its viscerally upsetting that our preferences are apparently respected but we’re all automatically opted in for tumblr’s AI 3rd party “partners” to supposedly scrape our posts and content? L O L

BLOG SETTINGS -> VISIBILITY -> ENABLE “PREVENT 3RD PARTY SHARING”

If you’re on mobile *you must first update the tumblr app*

THIS MUST BE DONE FOR EVERY INDIVIDUAL PUBLIC BLOG YOU HAVE

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more stuff about becoming a god being inherently dehumanizing pls

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Not the first time I’ve polled this, but it’s been a while and I’m curious to see where the tides are rising after the popularity of BG3.