Zen. 27. nb he/him. i get too emotionally invested in my dnd characters. i sometimes post weird/horror stuff, and do not tag. my icon is a commission I got from beidak-art! *blows a kiss* thats for trans women. Started T on 4/27/24
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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?
The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.
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i hate astrology so fucking much. i spent so much time learning to be an evil transgender woman and now everyone just says that i’m like that because i was born a scorpion.
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Hey, remember me? We spawned into beginner village together! You reclassed to Archmage? That’s awesome, don’t you have to get to like, level 60 for that? …Huh? Oh, haha, well, no not really, you know how it is with us village kids. Dropped out of the main questline like, way back. I just sort of play to fish, I’m not very good at combat. I’m doing okay for myself though, I caught a Sea Bass the other day that sold for 10g! Oh, um, sorry, didn’t mean to— no, it’s okay, i get it, daily dungeons are like, super important. It was really nice to see you again
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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work
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you've heard of slender man now get ready for fat woman
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[Picture of a baby and adult animal cutely taking naps together. Underneath is a caption that says "let's sleep with mama"]
Oedipus: same.
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constantly coming to terms with the fact i invented my favorite character ever. what do i do about this
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