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if knights had wikipedia

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Get your crumbs up. Get your nothing up.

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u would expect mimes to have powerful barrier abilities but they r actually pretty easy to hurt with normal weapons and techniques

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[unimpressed] I find you pretty damn scrutable, actually

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Who is going to get you???

#thekiller

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okok another one i can't help but share the sage advice from my adjutant. if you're fighting on mountainous terrain try to always be on the higher part of it. this may seem counterintuitive because you have to walk all the way up but it's harder for your enemy to charge up AND harder for them to shoot arrows up at you

follow for more #warlordtips

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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

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jerk off and moan like a girl in my enchanted grove hideout? that's not what it's for

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i don't think we're talking enough about the killer and how he's going to get me

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cyber eunuch just sent me a file called gobletofwine.poison for the computer kings royal dinnernet

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going to sell my assorted produce at the market, i hope no adventurers come and drag it through the air by holding their "x" button until it is out of my sight, so they can pick it up without acquiring a bounty

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❗ (1) New Move added to the Wicked Uncle type: Betray Nephew

Wicked Uncle may now lie to and scheme against any Brother's Son type character

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drank an unlabeled potion of translucent white and now nobody even wants to look at me

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the midnight gourmand forgets but the pantry remembers

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omfg for so long i was only subscribed to the art of coercion but i found out you have more fics and just i read all of them in one sitting. i hope you update soonnnn

aww well i'm very glad you enjoyed them!

hopefully i will :) as always, i have many many works in progress but nothing that's quite ready to go out yet

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has anyone seen my pet demonic locust