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THIS IS SO CUTEE

Remember, they’re married!

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

Summary: Yelena and Kate fools Peter into a web of lies that eventually creates something more than a mischievous prank. [Loosely based on this incorrect quotes]

Warning: 18+ (G), fake relationships, comedy, pranks, fluff, angst (alternative chapter)

Status: On-going | Word count: TBC

➭ One of the best prank ever

➭ Two times isn’t a mistake

➭ Three words and you know it

➭ Four sets of forks and spoons

➭ Five reasons why

➭ Six o’clock right 

➭ Bonus: Remember, they’re married!

➭ Alternative Ending of Three: A ridiculous misunderstanding

— Drabbles/prompts request are open! —

Note: Ask/updates will be tagged under #remembertheyremarried

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[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

if u see him walking w some other girl, but u walk past him and don't say hi, but then he turns around to say hi to u, what does that mean?

(all my friends r telling me he's ugly, but he's such a sweetheart💔)

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guys he's so goofy but in a "is he zesty or just sassy" way 😅😅 like i might not evennn

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

Heeeeyyyyy!!!! You're back i missed you 😭😭 but please we need a part two hehehe

Love you lotsss 😘😘😘😘

lollll it was originally meant to be an open ended thing but I got requests for a part two soooo maybe 🤷🏽‍♀️

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https://www.tumblr.com/wifeofnatasharomanoff/746797779117064192/could-i-request-a-mob-nat-oneshot-from-that?source=share

Maim this is illegal right here if you don't give us what happens next😭

I'll POSSIBLYYY write a part 2 or at least an ending to it, no promises tho😓

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

Say Yes To Me, give me my son back!!!!😭

😭😭 guysssss i discontinued the series

but if i ever have the motivation to be nice to yall one day I might update 🤫

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

added a new request for this AU 🤫🤫

Darkest Nights - Masterlist

WARNINGS: violent themes, guns/knives, 18+ chapters, toxic/dark Natasha, angst, infidelity, obsession, Nat and reader have a kid

SUMMARY: her, you never thought you'd fall for anyone like her, nor would she be so intoxicating. but her line of work put you in danger. she would protect you.. right?

PAIRING: mob boss!Natasha x Reader

DRABBLES/REQUESTS ♡:

How We Met (repost/18+ themes)

Happiness (fluff, angst)

READ FOR CONTEXT ♤:

Playing Dangerous (smut)

Sinful Affairs (angst, smut)

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

could i request a mob nat oneshot from that universe seeing nat as a mom to her kid? it says we have a kid and it doesn’t need to be overly fluffy or anything… just curious what this badass mob boss looks like as a mom

HAPPINESS

WARNINGS: a bit of violence, gunshots, cute family moments, brief angst, fluff

RELATIONSHIP: natasha romanoff x f!reader

a/n: lol me after not posting for months 😅

AU: Darkest Nights

You wake up to the sounds of laughter in the bedroom, turning, you notice the side beside yours on the bed is empty. Where were the noises coming from? You sat up on the bed to see Natasha on the floor, a batman action figure in her hand and a toy car in the other. Her red hair was up in a loose braid and you could barely see the front of her face properly, but the one face you did see was a baby boy. Well – not really a baby more like a toddler. Except he wasn’t turning two for another few months. His chubby, rose-tinted cheeks were puffed up and small but loud giggles erupted from him. Natasha heard rustling from the bedsheets and looked up at you to see that you were already up. “Did we wake you up, babe?” she asked, her eyes were on you but she still kept her focus on the baby, making sure he wasn’t putting anything he wasn’t supposed to in his mouth. Some toys they make for babies are too small, Alex was teething and liked chewing on his toys sometimes. 

The corners of your lips curled into a smile, “No,” you chuckled, moving your hair strands away from your face. “It’s past 10, I was bound to wake up by now.” You reassure her. “Oh, good – I mean, it’s just you looked peaceful. For once.” you narrow your eyes as you throw the blanket that was draped over your body off yourself. “And who’s fault is it that I’m never at peace?” you retorted, getting up from the bed. She winced, “sorry, krasivaya.” you laughed at the sarcasm that lied beneath her words and lightly threw a smaller pillow from the bed towards her. “Jerk.” she caught the pillow and set it next to her, “c’mere, baby.” her arms were long enough to reach up to your hips while you were folding the blankets. Alex squealed, his stubby little hands moved up and down in agreement. “See, even our son wants mommy to play with us.” Natasha said, her hands grabbed onto your hips and pulled you to the carpet on the floor. “Natasha!” you shouted, playfully shoving her hand away, as she burst out laughing, the baby didn’t know any better and laughed along with her. 

“You’re unbelievable. I hope you know that.” she smirked at what you had said before responding, “I think I’m believable enough, how else is–” you interrupt her, “whatever you’re going to say, don’t say it. I’m positive it isn’t appropriate.” Natasha’s hand rested on your shoulder, “Okay, I’m not that bad.” she paused, “maybe.” 

“Momyy!!” Alex mustered up a word, sliding his mini spiderman toy over to you. “You want mommy and mama to play with you, lovebug?” you smile, grabbing the toy and giving it back to him. He nodded. “Alright, you can be little spiderman, mama will be batman and –” you turn to Natasha, “what will I be?” you ask. “And mommy’s barbie!” she excitedly says to the boy as she hands you a barbie doll. “A happy family, aren’t we?” she cupped your face before pressing a soft kiss to your lips. “I’m barbie? Seriously?” she grinned without a thought, “no, you’re prettier than barbie, baby.” 

“You’re such a sweet talker, darling.” you turned your attention back to Alex, dramatically gasping before speaking once more. “Oh my goodness, where's spiderman’s car?” the baby gasped as if he was missing a car, “oh look! There it is!” you gave the car to Natasha before Alex got the chance to grab it from you. 

“Oh, no! Batman stole your car, spiderman. Go steal it back from him!” you accused Natasha and pointed at her, immediately, Alex crawled over to her and started to lightly punch her, in a poor attempt to get his car back. Which of course, didn’t do much to her at all. “You can’t have this car, it’s mine now, spiderman!” Natasha took the car in her hand and raised it up in the air to where the boy couldn’t reach. 

The sound of glass shattering pulled both you and Natasha away from playtime. “Natasha, wh—” you heard it again, except this time you saw the window beside your nightstand break. “Get the gun under the bed and take Alex.” her voice was stern, as if she was ordering you. Your eyes widened as fear crept up your spine, “Natasha, what was that?” you heard it again, but this time there wasn’t any glass to stop the noise, it was clear that it was a gunshot. You pulled a box from under the bed and took a pistol out, grabbing Alex into your arms, you slowly stood up to not gain attention from movement in the bedroom. “Darling, I– where will we go?” unshed tears pooled in your eyes as your bottom lip quivered, “as of now, go to the bar. Look for Yelena, and she’ll know where to take you.” 

You gently touched her arm, “Are you not coming with us?” she shook her head, “it’ll cause too much commotion, they’ll know you’re with me. I’ll find you. I’ll find you both. Don’t worry, baby.” you blinked back the tears to stop them from dropping, “Nat. you said this wouldn’t happen, you promised that they weren’t going to find us… I thought we were finally getting back to our normal lives!” she pulled the both of you close, kissing your forehead, cheeks, the top of the baby’s head. “I know, I’m sorry, baby, I’ll fix this. I’m so sorry, I love you both, so much. Trust me, I’ll deal with them and we’ll come back together before you can blink, krasivaya.” Natasha kissed your lips once more, “I love you.” she wiped away your tears, “don’t die.” the smile you had faltered for a moment when you said that, knowing that there could be a possibility that for an instance something could go completely, and terribly wrong. “I won’t. C’mon, you know me better than that, baby.” you let out a dry chuckle at her trying to lighten the mood. “Go. I’ll be back.” Natasha’s protective hold was gone, you simply nodded. Another gunshot could be heard from the other side of the house, you didn’t want Alex to cry so you covered his ears. “I love you too.”

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

GIRLY POP, SAY YES TO ME?! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SAUR LONG😭

NO BABES I DISCONTINUED IT... I SAID I WAS STILL DOING ONESHOTS FROM THE AU THO😓😓 IF I GOT REQUESTS

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

yall... im bored and lwk wanna write a one-shot from one of my discontinued series'🤫🤫 send requests babes

SERIES MASTERLIST

CEO!Natasha x f!Reader (TBA)

Darkest Nights/mob boss Natasha x f!reader (discontinued, will take requests for the series' universe!)

Say Yes To Me (discontinued, will take au requests! , 18+ themes)

TBA !!

TBA !!

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

guys i might be going through my katie mcgrath phase again....

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

if there was a way to post voice notes on here i would. bcuz. im a voice message girl i yap a lot💁🏽‍♀️

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

yall she doesn't want me 😅😅 anyways i found a man and he's kinda cute

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

https://www.tumblr.com/elevennnnnn/740776890886963200/hermionelook-at-me-black-after-the-war

you’re welcome :)

ermmm Bellatrix x Hermione is weird, but the art is good ig 😅😅😅😅

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

i need bellatrix lestrange in my bed rn

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

Yes yes that was me hi 🙃

ohhh hii im not sure if i remember your name though sorry 😭 i haven't spoken to most of the people from that server in months

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

Do you remember me 👉🏼👈🏼

wait weren't you the girl i knew on discord 😭 idkk i left the old server a while ago