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"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other
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me when i remember that i can't obliterate people with chain lightning at any time for any reason

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Happy Father’s Day!
if you don’t reblog this for father’s day what is wrong with you
christ
god bless
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I'm really not sure what compelled me to do this
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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday
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Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer
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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again
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Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-
(oats blow away in the wind)
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addicted to skibidi biden you cant tell me thats not a penis beat. i made so many typos in this post i think some spirit is trying to keep me from posting it
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