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i feel like swinging at the hornet’s nest today
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cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert
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ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower
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Honcho Magazine October 1980 - Photographed by Eric Perkins
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Woman: My boyfriend is such a golden retriever
Me (trying to be open minded but clearly disgusted): Oh cool. I didn't know certain laws had changed
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i need to be a guest judge on ru paul drag race
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Can you do your guy with a boner impression again
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Screaming and crying and throwing up that I can’t be her
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space
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somebody on Twitter drew the Etruscan boar vessel as a hot furry guy im logging off
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i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
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