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One can dream

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Guess this is the closest we’ll ever get to the identity of his mother :/

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“Meet The Robinsons was okay.”

“I just feel like it was boring.”

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my sister: what are you doing

me, pouring more wine and turning on Meet The Robinsons XBox 360 after a long ass week: shut UP im COPING

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☯ pale / indie / glow / Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers / Billie is married to Joe / Lefty is the Butler / Bud is married to Lucille and your dad, Cornelius, is their son who’s married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art / Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius / Petunia is married to Fritz / Tallulah and Laszlo are their children / Spike and Dimitri are twins and I don’t know who they’re related to blog ☯

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Lewis: Who raised you, a pack of hotdogs?

Wilbur: …

Wilbur: …

Wilbur: Yes.

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Billie when you ask her where she’s from

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You know, I really would get this tattooed on my back, but I’m afraid to, because every time I even think about the first line, I start to cry. I’m crying right now. If someone asks me about my tattoo, I might just start crying. If I see it in the mirror I’ll cry. Will I probably do it anyway? Yeah.

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you know the scene at the end when Little Wonders starts playing and Lewis is like lookin around the conservatory like “......Yeah.”🤓

and you think okay it’s not so bad, i can keep it together and then you see Lucille puts her hand over her mouth and cries into Bud’s shoulder from joy, and then it’s alright okay fine it’s okay so im tearing up a little bit, but that’s alright, we’re still holding it down. this is fine. we’re doing fine

and then the screen goes black....and the music slows down...

and by the time you get to

it’s all downhill from there babey. you know what im talkin about

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Florence Henri (1893–1982) Construction bleu-rouge-noir 1923

Gouache on cut-and-pasted paper, pen and ink, and pencil on paper 25.7 x 29.2 cm

Museum of Modern Art, New York

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Wilbur: Sir that’s my emotional support robot

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[Franny preparing to take a picture of Neil in front of beautiful, touristy landscape]

Franny: Ok, ready? 1..2...—

Franny: Wait my phone's storage is full

Neil [still awkwardly posing]: is there nothing you can delete?

Franny [sifting through pictures of food and frog memes]: Sadly, no

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some fritz and petunia headcannons pls :)

So a lot of my more recent headcanons stem from this conversation I had with top ten human, Ceili @wilbur-bobinson (great URL btw). We talked a lot about the possible explanations for Fritz’s puppet and human!Petunia’s fate and rn I find the most interesting and flexible idea is simply that human!Petunia is often absent while nervous-wreck Fritz uses a puppet to express some repressed anxiety / resentment.

Their relationship is dysfunctional and confusing to put it lightly, Petunia is an ambitious go-getter workaholic while Fritz resents her success and then feels guilty about it. Deep down I think they do genuinely love each other; they’re just very bad at showing it.

Petunia works as a high-end florist for A-list clients while Fritz is unemployed, as he has been since the 2008 financial crisis, when he began a crisis of his own with the birth of The Puppet

The Puppet was originally intended for his kids who weren’t used to their mom being out of the house but slowly devolved as a straight up caricature to annoy his wife

Petunia was a homemaker until her kids turned three and said aforementioned financial crisis threatened them with homelessness when Fritz got fired

Petunia talks to plants

Petunia got a degree in forensic science before she met Fritz

Petunia, a thrill seeker, loves to drive. It’s her meditation, her stress-ball. When she’s anxious she will find any reason whatsoever to drive. Does anyone want milk? OH we need to replace that one squeaky floorboard ILL DRIVE

Fritz was once an excellent wood carver

Petunia and Cornelius would not ordinarily get along due to their different personalities (penny savvy Petunia is the only one who will genuinely fight him over managing the house’s finances) but their shared interests for plant science and cars have sort of forced them to bond I guess

For legal reasons, Fritz and Petunia could not double date with Bud and Lucille from 1975 to 1988.

Franny and Petunia routinely have a b*tch session over tea in the topiary. Sometimes they wear funny hats to the occasion. (Franny has always loved Lucille but her gentle personality combined with the Mother In Law pressure does not a good b-sesh make)

Fritz has always wanted a daughter and so beamed when Tallulah came out as trans

Petunia collects rubber bands and rubber gloves to launch her rubber bands

Fritz is actually a lot younger than he looks the stress and bad fashion just got to him early

Basically Petunia’s yr contemporary I Need To Talk to The Manager meme and Fritz is Jake Morgendorffer w the ability to sculpt

They’ve never had a honeymoon. They once went to IKEA wo getting into a fight which they consider their belated honeymoon

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A model wearing Balenciaga, 1952

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we LOVE him ⚡️🚀🙌🎨 😭😭😭😭

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‘What’s up, my name’s Wilbur, I’m nineteen, and I never learned how to fucking read body language.’