author's note on fanfic ch4: i'll probably have it updated by the end of this week!
author's note on fanfic ch5: so i know it's been two years but i can explain
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andy samberg being almost 40 is proof that when white people stay in they lane they get the gift of not aging at the speed of light
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“In the time I’ve been here, I said I wouldn’t- I don’t know, do feelings. You freaked me out. I don’t want to like anyone. So you’ve been just… totally fucking inconvenient. ”
― Black Mirror - San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris
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my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
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it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha
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U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy
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