also oh my god what the fuck who says “that’s…very kind of you” when someone wishes them happy birthday like what the actual fuck what kind of sick twisted tiny frail celery stick translucent flower petal innocent spoon of clotted cream would say that
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when Mary says “the man we both love”
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*crawls back to Johnlock hell after months of inactivity*
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WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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I shouldn’t have inked this on this flimsy paper.
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the face of a man about to tell a joke
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someone: good morning!
me: bold statement
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lmao good question
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An instant later he pulled me back into the blackest corner of the room, and I felt his warning hand upon my lips.
John Watson
(Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Empty House)
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