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“Honey, did you post something negative about the regime?”

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'i asked chatgpt' ok well i asked the trees that speak latin and they told me to tell you that you're a cunt

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i love logging on and being insane on the dan and phil website

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My girlfriend asked if CHB had to pay taxes and I realised....mortals think camp is a strawberry farm....farms get money from the US government to continue running, I'm the US some of your taxes go towards farm subsidies...........the mortal money they give kids when they go on quests...IS THAT WHAT THAT MONEY IS???? GOVERNMENT SUBSIDY CASH?!?!?!

This fraud will never be discovered but like DAMNNNN

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reel took me the fuck out

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This is on everyone who thought the 2024 election was a joke.

Voting for Kamala Harris was easy and yet; the excuses were so extreme that only six months in; Trump decided to attack Iran.

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things to do instead of looking at us/iran news:

hug a stuffed animal

play a board game with friends/family

try to get some sleep

cook/bake something

vent to a friend

scroll through cute animal photos

spend time in nature

volunteer somewhere

remember you are loved and none of this is your fault

take some deep breaths

stay offline for a day or two

make a simple craft/art project

crumple up pieces of paper/scribble all over them

read a book

go for a hike

listen to calming music

take your meds

know that there are people trying to make things better. not everyone is working against you. you are loved <3

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(Source)

Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.

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3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

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A small harbinger of spring.

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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step one: become mutuals

step two: share all ur traumas and nudes

step three: develop weird inside jokes

step four: make a plan for world domination

step five: learn each others names

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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.