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You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx

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i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

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china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

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i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

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siri read a message from my mom (2017)

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i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

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same energy

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i’ve found it, the promised land

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Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

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