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i’m such a weak bitch for the fantasy of “This Protagonist Is So Nice And Empathetic That It Saves The Fucking World” that shit’s so metal, kindness in media is punk as hell

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oh god im responsible for me

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Little gift for my dear friend @ailishon <3

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As a big boy 18 year old, adventure time got me FUCKED UP :((((

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nothing makes me feel more like that bitch™ than sporting a silky slip dress out in public

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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

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💛🌦🧡

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just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

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cool people 😐🧁

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*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

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just undiagnosed myself with stupid. i know everything now.

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The teleological view of evolution bugs the hell out of me, but if you reframe it as a conspiracy it somehow becomes hilarious. Just a bunch of lobe-finned fish getting together like “we’ll show these moist fuckers who’s boss” – and then they do!

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I’m sad, send pictures of your ass.

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Starter Pokemon Gameboy Shirts made by CosmicBuns