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someone should make an alarm clock that plays the nirnroot sound because it would wake me up in a cold sweat without fail

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short comic set to “King” by Florence and the Machine I did last year for To Be Belief: A Gods of Spyre Zine. junior year lore my beloved

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Happy Birthday Ezio Auditore

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Beyblade heavyweight division

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Something about the Hero of Kvatch sitting in the destroyed Temple of the One, days passing by, through sunshine and rain, just sitting with all that they have left of Martin, of the man they swore fealty, of their companion, of their unexpected best friend. Just looking at the petrified avatar of Akatosh, watching as the Imperial City rebuilt around it, as the citizens returned to their normal lives somehow. Sitting in the quiet, in the loneliness. Maybe trying to talk to Martin, wondering if he can hear them, knowing they'll get no response regardless.

"The world may not need you anymore... but I do, friend."

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(minutes before a Finding Nemo: Chapter 1 kinda twist)

I'm over a month early for MerMay just deal with me please. I'm just a huge fan of when peops depict mer babies as if the size difference is the same as with literal fish. I couldn't let this go when I thought about it.

Part 2

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More Smallfry AU! I really gotta wait until term break before I sketch any more for this.

Part 1 <<>> Part 3

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Every time I see Elder Scrolls elves with human looking eyes and facial features, I take 100 points of psychic damage.

People who cannot handle their big beautiful tilted eyes and brows, non-white sclera, protruding browbones, narrow faces, and sharp chins do not deserve them. They are not supposed to look like generic fantasy elves, and that is what makes them so great. They are supposed to look alien.

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"free brother??? free brother!!!"

Smallfry AU has claimed reign over my free time. Please take this and know I'm somehow still managing to get my essays done. (My social life is forfeit.) Sorry for the long post.

Part 2 <<

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Not quite a kiss....

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Knight doll!

Tip jar

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knights who are tense, wound tight and spring-loaded after battle, ready to fight at a moments notice. their bodies carrying the heavy ache of their armor with stoic determination, even after the danger has passed.

there is nothing more rewarding than the noises they make as you wring that tension from the meat of their shoulders, pushing survival instinct and hard knots from taut flesh until they’re melting into the touch.

force them to remember a life outside the battlefield, one where they can surrender their pride, place their face in the sheets, and lay their safety and trust in you as you pull them apart, piece by piece

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i wish there was a dating app for knights, and other armored warriors. No, I do not want to speak to Joel who works in finance and blacks out every friday night. I want to be wooed by Mildred and shown shiny weapons and armor and perhaps engage in flirtatious combat. True love is blood

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I think about how the Hero of Kvatch is not supposed to be the main character. Even when Uriel is speaking to you he says, "In your face I behold the Sun's companion." Martin is the Sun and you are his companion.

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do any nearby lords have an abandoned castle that needs guarding from a possibly imaginary threat to which I could be dispatched ASAP. please pleaseee i need to stare moodily across the drawbridge while my sword hangs useless at my side

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used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"