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nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

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Give me your best trade offer ideas I will start:

I receive: A hand, You receive: Lack of hand

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Ketheric Thorm being the biggest third wheel ever will never not be funny

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Can you imagine being a Bhaalist in Baldur's Gate where the cult has been growing exponentially under this absolutely insane Bhaalspawn. Who is perhaps the best leader the cult has ever had. The temple looks great, the murder is going. You're two days shy of world domination and he just. Vanishes.

His second in command pops up in his place. You all hate her. She's loud, sloppy, and overly dramatic and for once you're praying someone ISN'T dead. The temple falls into disrepair. But the world domination is still going.

Roughly a year later the missing Bhaalspawn kicks down the cult door, and you finally think they're gonna fix everything.

BUT THEN,

They kill orin in the duel (yay)

Reject Bhaal in favor of... Friendship?

Leave????

No wonder the cultists are so stupefied

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setting up a trap, just a simple box and stick. we'll catch haiku bot.

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

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thinking about how much I would love for there to be one good metal sonic in Sonic 4 like pls let us have one good bot buddy

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Started a new bg3 run and I am once again being uncreative. I’ve made a Dragonborn sorcerer… but this time he’s a durge and a guy instead of a girl!! So he’s not the same as my original Tav!!! Anyway his name is Gryma, he’s a resist durge, red Dragonborn who is gonna smooch Karlach (he will succeed where my Druid tiefling run failed aka I’m not gonna miss the chance to start her romance this time lol)

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this too shall pass

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I really really love the idea of the dark urge being a bard and using music as a coping mechanism to resist the urge… and it makes killing Alfira all the more tragic—like of all their companions surely the other bard, the one constantly making music, the one thing that truly helps them resists, is the safest, right? It’s almost like Bhaal KNEW that music was the urge’s weakness and thus made durge target Alfira to eliminate what was perceived as a threat to his control over durge

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Everyone comes up with these grand adventures where Tav and Astarion go looking for a way for him to walk in the sun (a spell, magical item, wish granter, etc etc) but imagine, if you will, a Tav who managed to invent a sunscreen that allows vampires to walk in the sun

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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The real villain

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i feel like it says something about us as a species that somebody worked real hard to invent 3D printing when i think anyone who has ever used a printer would agree with me that we have not really gotten our arms around 2D printing yet. we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

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Thinking about the relationship between the dark urge and Orin

It’s peak sibling energy, really, criticizing each other and trying to be dad’s favorite