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we must undermine the seattle-portland monopoly on cool transgender women

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i like them

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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Fuck. Meow meow nyan mrrrp. Or some shit. hits vape

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look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me

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Met jesus. it's trans

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early gnostic theologian: material existence is a form of torture thrusted upon humanity by the treacherous demiurge.

the same theologian eleven months on estrogen: well maybe actually it not so bad.

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im sorry rad fems sold you the lie that butches are only Non Threatening (TM) cis women with short hair who wear T-shirts and jeans with a carabiner, but the reality of the situation is a lot of butches are trans, genderqueer, physically imposing, big, male impersonators, hairy (especially including facial hair), sweaty, muscular, "ugly" and/or fat. some butches are into extreme body modification. some went bald. some are body builders. some are transfem butches who don't wanna overperform womanhood, take estrogen, or medically transition. some butches start testosterone strictly to feel more like a butch. some butches pass as cis men, and some need to do so in order to feel like their butch selves. soft butches are great, but that's not the "One Right Way" to be butch. the butches i'm attracted to would make a rad fem scream and cry and piss themselves on the floor.

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NOVEMBER THEY HAVE MADE BIG FERERO ROCHER

not big enough. bigger. I’m done with incrementalism. I want a Ferrero Rocher the size of my head

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OH GOD STOP PLEASE PLEASE STOP IT HURTS IT HURTS ITS TOO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE JUST STOP PLE huh? oh my color yeah green im having a good time (: youre doing so perfect i loved the knee thing im doing great how are you doing? you ok? good good (: STOP STOP OH GOD WHY ME I CANT TAKE THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP AHH GOD YOURE HURTING ME NO MORE NO MORE ILL DO ANYTHING

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ROULETTE: BERLIN, Reel Queer, 2009