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Gonna be completely honest with y'all, I just woke up from a dream where Hatchetfield existed in the same universe as VeggieTales for some godforsaken reason and all I remember is that Max Jägerman ate complete shit arguing against those peas

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annual self indulgent curtwen bday drawing (a little late in my timezone technically but whateverrrrr)

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owen: ok i need to torture him a bit while im in disguise. don't want to inflate his ego or anything

owen not five minutes later: omggg ughhh fuck you agent mega you're so cool and strong and hot. i mean stupid. can i feel your bicep

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I like to imagine that Kurt has that photo of Blaine in his locker the moment after they meet because Blaine is just pretentious enough to give it to Kurt unprompted, and Kurt is just enough of a freak to think that's normal behaviour

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HESCOS CUTE IM CRYJGC HE LOVESHIS MOME SO MCUH

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My personal headcanon as to why Ted and Pete’s age gap is so big is that Ted was actually a teen pregnancy, making him a literal bastard. Pete was the planned one years later when his parents were ready.

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BREAKING NEWS: Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time.

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Happy halloween with the lords in black >:D

I've been revisiting the hatchetfield trilogy and it's so good

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Cynthia thought Curt died in that weapons facility. Just for a couple of hours.

She didn't have enough evidence to draw any hard conclusions, but what she did have was enough to convince her that something was wrong. That night, there'd been something about an explosion called in, followed shortly by about ten minutes of dead air. In that time, Cynthia tried over and over again to get ahold of Curt, silence in response.

She was just about to march over and find him herself when she got his transmission.

I don't know how it went, but I can imagine how it might have sounded. "Cynthia, Owen is...oh my god."

And even though she'd heard his voice, that was the moment that convinced her completely that Curt was dead. He must've been kidnapped, he must've been being tortured. Because the way he wailed then sounded just like a dying man.

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dan reynolds? in MY spirit halloween? it’s more likely than you think

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is this the eternal dark without a dawn?

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What a horrible man

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that's a nice spankoffski you've got there. sure would be a shame if somebody were to put him in a box.

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Baking my dead partner into a cookie because I miss him

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I mean… literally… with this pic going round, how could I not?