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this is peak Craigslist

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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i feel strongly about this

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

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Vampire: *struggling*

Me:

Vampire: *still struggling*

Me: look, I said I have tricky veins-

Vampire: DO YOU HAVE THEM AT ALL????

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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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HAROLD PERRINEAU as Mercutio | ROMEO + JULIET (1996)

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Permission to let your writing be buck wild officially granted

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Would you like to import your contact—

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??