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THE SECOND GIF

Dan and Phil touching… I’m just gonna leave these here ;)

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"Dan tops…"

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questions before bed.

dan asks nine questions until he finally gets his way. based off this poem

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What’s your favorite kind of disaster? What’s your favorite color of bed sheet? What’s your favorite way to count breaths? I like to separate them into sighs and desperate moans. Where’s your favorite place on my body to leave scratch marks? What are your favorite words that are spelt with the letters in the word orgasm? Mine are ‘soar’ and ‘arms’. How many times have you thought of me in bed when I wasn’t there? Do you want to use first names or just “baby”? Do you want my mouth first or my hands? Nails or teeth?

anne, questions before bed (via anneisrestless)

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But that beautiful sound it made when Phil spanked Dan with the stuffed snake… so satisfying 

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my reaction to this tweet

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Friend: you’re so innocent, I feel bad swearing around you.

Me: 

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fRICK

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younG phILIp where iS THAT ARM

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prettyboytroye draws the best phanart!!1!1 go follow her for more hawt stuff!!1!1

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"When bae says your nose is hot and he’d smash it."

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I really thought we’d be able to “open” their crotches, I’m so disappointed

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You’ve missed me so much, you’ve mounted me already.

Phil Lester (via thecricketwhipper)

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For the phandom big bang, October 2014; written by kaleidanscope and northerndanpour, art by goindanswingin and beta’d by phantasticalities

Warnings: Blood, sex, violence, implied suicidal thoughts, alcohol mentions (briefly) and overly sarcastic dialogue

Total Word Count: ~59k

Summary: All Dan wanted was to get drunk, really. Have a good time, meet a few new people. He didn’t really think about getting involved with someone as dangerous as Phil Lester (someone as cold, as pale and, well, as not alive), and he definitely didn’t think that one trip out to a bar would change his life forever.

Taking Every Chance I’ve Got | Like The Man I Know I’m Not

Art: Cover/Banner | Art: Part 1 | Art: Part 2 | Art: Behind The Scenes | Mix 

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