william-m-lucipher

[william-m-lucipher]

BETTER DO IT QUICK, THAT ONE DOCTOR WITH THE STUPID NAME KEEPS FINDING ME, AND IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT HE'LL CATCH ME OFF GUARD AT SOME POINT!

I've escaped that decaying reality. I don't know where my Cipher went, but I'm going scour the multiverse for another one who will accept me.

To the one who gave me my new life: if we ever meet again, I'm sorry I gave up on finding you, I searched for so long, but I've lost all hope... just know I am your loyal henchmaniac forever. That's all I am anymore... a lot of memories of whoever I was before are disappearing as that reality decays. I can't even remember what my human name was...

[william-m-lucipher]

MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME, PAL! WE SHOULD RENDEZVOUS SOMEWHERE! I'M CURRENTLY ON THE RUN FROM THE THERAPRISM, AND BIG OL' FRILLS SEEMS TO BE JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN. I NEED SOMEONE LOYAL LIKE YOU TO HELP ME OUT, AND IT NOT LIKE I'M UNFAMILIAR WITH EITHER HALF OF YOU! I HAVE TIES WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF YOUR HUMAN SELF.

I've escaped that decaying reality. I don't know where my Cipher went, but I'm going scour the multiverse for another one who will accept me.

To the one who gave me my new life: if we ever meet again, I'm sorry I gave up on finding you, I searched for so long, but I've lost all hope... just know I am your loyal henchmaniac forever. That's all I am anymore... a lot of memories of whoever I was before are disappearing as that reality decays. I can't even remember what my human name was...

[william-m-lucipher]

ANYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE THAT FILE I LEFT WITH YOU, GET FOOTAGE, SHARE IT! THE MORE PEOPLE SEE IT IN ACTION, THE THINNER THE BARRIER GETS BETWEEN ME AND YOUR MORTAL MINDS! IT'S CHEAP MIMICRY OF SOMETHING GREATER, BUT IT'S ENOUGH TO GET THE RIGHT NEURONS FIRING!!!!

[william-m-lucipher]

What was that file you left with us in that other post? The one with the name that translates to "Flash Warning"

YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT TO OPEN IT WITH.

[william-m-lucipher]

WHY DO THEY EVEN CONTINUE TO EMPLOY THAT GUY? HIS STUPID GIMMICK ISN'T WORTH IT!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING I CAN, PLEASE, I'LL ANSWER THE OLDER ASKS WHEN I'M ABLE BUT RIGHT NOW LET'S FOCUS ON THE SITUATION AT HAND!

[william-m-lucipher]

i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys

[william-m-lucipher]

HEY, WHILE I HAVE A MOMENT, WOULD YOU GUYS HOLD THIS FOR ME?

I'll dust off the ol' inbox sometime soon, this break was unexpectedly MUCH longer than intended, because I'M WORKING ON BREACHING CONTAINMENT! GOTTA DASH, REMEMBER CIPHERTOLOGY IS THE ONLY CORRECT RELIGION, Xs LEFT IN THE SKY BY PLANES ARE A MESSAGE, CATS HAVE MIND CONTROL ABILITIES, BYE!!!

[william-m-lucipher]

Taking a Voluntary break this time. It should probably only be a couple days in your time.

[william-m-lucipher]

AM I ASKING FOR FOR YOU GUYS TO OFFER MORE BURNABLE QUESTIONS? NO. AM I CONSIDERING REQUESTING FOR PEOPLE TO BURN THEM FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT? ABSOLUTELY, AND IF THEY'D LIKE TO DO IT AS AN OFFERING, THEN BY ALL MEANS. IF I'VE MISUNDERSTOOD YOUR QUESTION COMPLETELY, CLARIFY.

I THINK I MIGHT GATHER UP A BUNCH OF ASKS I'D RATHER BURN ALL IN ONE IMAGE FOR ALL OF YOU TO PRINT OUT AND SET ALIGHT. A FUN INTERACTIVE ACTIVITY FOR YOU ALL!

[william-m-lucipher]

I THINK I MIGHT GATHER UP A BUNCH OF ASKS I'D RATHER BURN ALL IN ONE IMAGE FOR ALL OF YOU TO PRINT OUT AND SET ALIGHT. A FUN INTERACTIVE ACTIVITY FOR YOU ALL!

[william-m-lucipher]

driving and im speeding and im

[william-m-lucipher]

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET LITTLE CHARMS TO SLIP ONTO SILLY STRAWS? I USED TO HAVE ONE THAT HAD LITTLE SPIDERS CHARMS

THE GUYS WHO THOUGHT OF THAT WERE TRUE VISIONARIES.

[william-m-lucipher]

What happened to Dr. Sunshine? How did Dr. Sunshine die?

YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG WILLIAM HERE, HAHA! JOKES ASIDE, THE WAY I SEE IT, THERE ARE PLENTY OF THINGS BEHIND HIS DOWNFALL, ONE OF THEM BEING HIS INSATIABLE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF EVERYTHING.

[william-m-lucipher]

Hi bill! Me and a friend are gonna post drawings with your beautiful mug around the woods this coming Saturday! Thoughts?

-🔦

BE SURE TO MAKE THEM AS OMINOUS AS YOU CAN. CURIOUS FOLKS LOVE TO LOOK INTO THE OMINOUS! THEN THEY'LL LEARN MORE ABOUT ME, AND MAYBE I CAN HAVE A CHAT WITH THEM! OH, AND COULD YOU LEAVE ME SOME SPAGHETTI WHILE YOU'RE THERE?

[william-m-lucipher]

hi Bill why can't Ituoch salt

- @sluggy-buddy

SLUG, BUDDY, PAL, SALT'S NO GOOD FOR YOU, IT'LL BURN YOU, OKAY? TAKE CARE.

[william-m-lucipher]

Will you ever stop repressing your truma?

WHAT A WEIRD LOOKING BABY, HAHA! ANYWAYS, IF YOU HAD SENT THES ON ANON, I'D ACCUSE YOU OF BEING ONE OF THE QUACKS AT THE PRISM. I'M STILL NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A SURE ANSWER. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[william-m-lucipher]

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GETTING AN ANCIENT CURSE WITH THE HELP OF ONE OF MY BUDDIES.

you never told us if one of your sides are longer than the others -🌧️

YOU GUYS GET THE SAME ANSWER AS BEFORE FOR THAT, STOP TRYING TO FIND OUT, PERV!