William S. Churros. 8/30/90. gay. tme. art tag and other art tag my text posts are tagged "stop talking matt", reblogs "matt reblogs things," and my music posts "dj doormatt" though this blog is technically SFW, much of the stuff i create has sexual connotations/humor/innuendo/etc, or is of a violent nature, so i would prefer if you did not follow me if you are under the age of 18! thanks and keep on truckin✌️
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*watching frasier* haha i love marty *remembers he is a cop* altho he is a bastard
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i wish people wouldnt put so much value and emphasis and importance on the act of crying, and ive felt this way since i was a kid. if you dont cry about stuff people expect you to cry about, they act like youre a terrible person or something is wrong with you! i had to lie to my mom about crying while watching lassie just so she'd leave me the fuck alone about how it was weird that id never cried at a movie before. whether or not testosterone is the reason i cry even less now than i did before (which i think it is for reasons like "i cant cry even if i genuinely feel like crying", although i dont think its a universal side effect at all) is really immaterial to the fact that "cries about stuff" is not the "correct" way of being, lol. just because im not crying doesnt mean im not in touch with my feelings. its really obnoxious! "its only social pressure that keeps men from crying" seems just as ridiculous a concept as saying theres any other 100% across the board reason why men dont cry. i think its probably a combination of factors! but yknow, if you dont cry, thats fine, lmao. youre not a heartless robot monster sociopath because water doesnt come out of your eyes when youre upset the way it does for other people lmao. i wish we could just accept that there is no wholly universal human behavior that everyone could express to the same degree if not for that accursed social pressure lmao. sometimes people really are just different. and maybe i like being free from the expectation to cry! because it's an expectation that has negatively affected my life and causes all kinds of neuroses about my humanity and moral character, lol
#stop talking matt#im so sorry for all the women out there who arent big criers because at least men have the excuse of social pressure to not cry#whereas when people think youre a girl people get all up in your business about it
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condescension aside: its the same people who made home movies and dr katz!!!! so you know its great
every day i read stuff where im like "im so glad i watched science court as a child"
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I could watch Paul Thomas Anderson eat pizza and talk about porno film-making all day
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since this is for small children i think the average tumblrine can probably handle it
every day i read stuff where im like "im so glad i watched science court as a child"
#that said this show is from the 90s so probably some of the info is out of date#i would cross reference the subjects with other more in depth information lmao#stop talking matt
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every day i read stuff where im like "im so glad i watched science court as a child"
#stop talking matt#what do you mean you didnt know that the southern hemisphere has opposite seasons???#what do you mean 'its hotter the further south you go' like where do you think antarctica is.....
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do the bri'ish ever combine bruv and guvna. like "oi, bruvna!" if not yet, its never too late to start
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i get that i need to respect that people have different tastes and all but not liking tofu is crazy to me... i know a lot of people say "its the texture" and id be like "okay sure" about that if not for the fact that tofu doesnt really have a singular texture so idek which texture they have a problem with lmao. "it doesn't taste like anything" whos telling you to eat it plain. put sauce on that jawn.
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I just saw an unexpected post that I have to ask about.
Do people actually eat tofu, like, for real? It's not a bit, people can actually tolerate eating it?
#sorry about your life OP but why would they keep making it if no one was eating it...............#its more than tolerance. its fucking delicious!!!!!#matt reblogs things
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not shit or crap but a secret turd thing
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not big or small but a secret third thing (medium)
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my controversial anime opinion is that i find satoshi kons work to be quite meanspirited in its presentation of people outside of the accepted social norm even though he clearly also points to that same social norm as problematic... like on the one hand yes, he was presenting flawed, embarrassing people, but at the same time idk. watching paprika made me feel pretty bad about being fat lmao
#stop talking matt#weeb nonsense#to say nothing of the presentation of hana who i know is well beloved as a character but still.......
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they had no reason to share a hug this intimate. do you think they fucked
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brad armstrong u will always be transgender to me
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YET!
man im so fuckin glad my ocd manifests primarily in feeling like im going to aspirate whatever im eating or drinking or that i am not absorbing enough oxygen through my lungs when im breathing (possibly because i aspirated too much shit) and not some shit that people can get mad at me about lol
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man im so fuckin glad my ocd manifests primarily in feeling like im going to aspirate whatever im eating or drinking or that i am not absorbing enough oxygen through my lungs when im breathing (possibly because i aspirated too much shit) and not some shit that people can get mad at me about lol
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