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what if i could have job where i- no, thats called the military industrial complex and im opposed to it. goddamnit

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Before the first day of The Final Shape begins, we want players to be aware of certain information and issues we are already investigating.

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I’m not bitter

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you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.

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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

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Link

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boldly post abt weird shit you like and your real friends will stick around

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I wish sea anemones were land animals so bad. I wish we had jelly flowers that could sting you and eat mice

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Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???

ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?

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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

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My Homophobic dog masterpost