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I blame the quarantine. 

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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дракончик

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Fantastic Four #4 - “Irreplaceable” (2018)

written by Dan Slott art by Stefano Caselli, Nico Leon, & Erick Arciniega

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one of my favorite things about the pokemon universe is how the humans are esp. the bad guys 

like mob boss giovonni can pull out a glock and waste my 10 y/o ass but he doesn’t he just accepts that i knocked out his cat and hands me money

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The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

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Mom of the year. ;_;

(This is a continuation of part 1 and part 2.)

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Marks and Rec: Misc #1322

(Boysenberry: possibly a trap, but definitely delicious.) (Dialogue from Psych.)

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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RUCKUS