willorlackthereof
willorlackthereof
A Blog of Will, or Lack Thereof
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Hey there! My name is Will, my pronouns are He/Him, and my interests include Magic: The Gathering and Dungeons & Dragons. I like the color Grey.
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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Can't just flashbang me with that song, I'm gonna start crying
does anyone know how to make a desicion
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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Following instructions.
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"
We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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Thanatonaut
Also i want to show yall the inspiration for this it was literally a comment to my dumb "can you pop a well horizontally on a wall" tweet
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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doodles w/ a new pen :3
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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HONESTLY
Better than topping the scoreboard. Though to be fair, if I'm topping the scoreboard something went really wrong.
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getting Best Dressed after an activity feels better than getting an exotic
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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So many good Guardians lost. Apparently even Saltagreppo & co. killing Oryx *and* his son can't end the Taken War.
So sad when ppl have ‘taken’ in their bio, like damn the war against Oryx continues to this day :[
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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I LOVE SOLAR WARLOCKS
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plucked from death to carry the fire
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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A quick sketch of my Titan, Lion-5, and his Ghost; haven't drawn much at all in the past, so why not start with Destiny?
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Lion was risen from the Braytech Futurescape on Mars, and quickly proved himself determined, reliable, and as capable with an Auto Rifle or SMG as with his fists.
Lion-5 is proud to be a Titan. The Guardian Games are his favorite time of year.
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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MORN the Hive are so aesthetically pleasing. Aiat.
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another one from the ole D&Destiny PGB
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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Like, like uhhh, the Camels in that old Alchemist book
He's all like "Camels are great, they can take a lot of punishment, but they just drop dead when they're out of stamina, whereas horses can take less punishment but they at least slow down and tell you when to feed them/they're about to die"
Humans are the Camels of sapient species
Humans are unstoppable…Until they aren’t.
I’m not the most eloquent writer, but I’ve had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I’d put it out into the universe.
A lot of the basis for the “humans are space orcs” stuff is the idea that we’re pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don’t kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress. 
But that doesn’t make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesn’t mean it’s fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least it’s probably quick.
So - Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum-relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- there’s a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, ‘welp, guess we’ll die then’. But then.
BUT THEN
They ask the human. Because everyone’s heard the stories - you’re basically unkillable, right? Could you survive long enough in there to fix it? And their human goes real quiet for a second, but still says ‘Yeah, I could fix it’. And the rest of the crew is like, ‘Whaaaaaa, it won’t kill you?’ and the human repeats “I can fix it” (which isn’t an answer, but no one catches that, not yet at least), so they send ‘em in. And the human fixes it, they come back, the ship flies to safety, and the crew is thrilled to survive. If the human is a little quiet, well, they’re entitled after pulling off a miracle. Everyone else is just excited to get to the nearest station’s bar to tell their very own human story, cuz, ‘those crazy humans, amiright?’.
The good mood keeps up until the human is late for their next shift. At first it’s just faint unease, but- but they earned a bit of a lie-in, right? No reason to begrudge them some extra rest, even if it is a little weird for them to oversleep. They’ll be fine. Humans are always fine. 
(Right?)
(…Wrong.)
- What is… help. Help!-
- ake up! You have t-
- been days. You need sleep, you-
- nother transfusion. We could-
- out of sedatives!-
A week later, the crew finally reaches the station. They stumble into the bar, haggard and haunted. And over the next months and years a new rumor about humans starts to make its way through space. A rumor unlike any before.
‘Be careful with your humans’ it whispers. ‘Their strength is not always a blessing. Be sure they don’t do something they can’t come back from, because when a human dies… they die slowly.’
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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You’re allowed to be excited about the little things. You’re allowed to be goofy. You’re allowed to be dorky about your favorite tv show, to make blanket forts, to enjoy cheesy movies, even just to sleep with stuffed animals. You’re allowed to do any of the things that make life a little more bearable. It’s fine, ok?
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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Absolutely
Something something western individualism tied up in larger social issues including the false promises of capitalism something something
there’s obviously a lot of nuance to to this conversation, but I feel like the way that people nowadays talk about friendships is so cold and devoid of love or empathy. like you aren’t allowed to complain or be sad, ur burdening ur friends with ur problems, helping someone through a hard time is ‘emotional labour’ and ‘you don’t owe anyone anything’ and I’m just thinking what does friendship even mean to you then? like honestly? people say ‘I’m not your therapist’ as if therapy is the answer to everything. what a sad world where a paid clinician is the only person you’re allowed to be emotionally vulnerable with. this ultra individualistic mindset leads to everyone feeling alone and isolated and we’ve lost all concept of community and support systems
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willorlackthereof · 2 years ago
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I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day
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willorlackthereof · 3 years ago
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"We now have Lukka on our side - he Compleated *himself.*"
"...what. Isn't that a good thing?"
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This art is absolutely killing me. The Tezzeret facepalm, the size difference, the usual over-the-top Norn pose…
Someone please caption this.
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willorlackthereof · 3 years ago
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A huge part of attempting to be normal in the internet age is learning how to not Make Up Guys To Be Mad At
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willorlackthereof · 3 years ago
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Watching the “you will excel at what you measure” trap devour basic moral practice in real time is fascinating in a terrible kind of way
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