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De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick
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Jimmy had been dodging aliens in another attempt to take over the world, when he'd noticed one of the newer heroes going down. In Jimmy's defense, he'd just been trying to catch the kid and pull him out of the way.
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He was not anticipating falling through a glowing green portal into a hellscape of green and purple, only to fall through that and land on a floating island that looks like a rain forest.
And he really, really wasn't anticipating needing to haul the newer hero, Phantom he thinks, through said forest as he tries to outrun a deranged floating robot hunter that wants to skin the kid.
Except he didn't think far enough about what he was going to do once he got to the edge of the island, because now he's at the edge of it, overlooking a green abyss, and staring down the barrel of a gun.
He's injured, he's bleeding from multiple places, and something's wrong with Phantom; the kid won't wake up.
"You made this hunt fun," his hunter says, clearly happy. "For this I will award you, mortal, and take your pelt for my wall to rest alongside Phantom's."
Jimmy does not want that.
Jimmy is pretty sure Phantom does not want that.
Jimmy decides to jump off the side of the island with Phantom in tow.
The hunter dives after them, the gun's aim never wavering, only for him to get attacked by a bunch of...vultures?
Vultures that grab him and Phantom and drag them to another portal, one not far off.
He's thrown into a lab. Because of course he is.
There's a Count Dracula knock off staring down at him, glowing red eyes surprised.
"Well well well, who is this?" He asks, voice lilting. "One of his little friends?"
"Su-!" A cold hand closes around his throat, cutting off the cry before it can finish.
"Oh, don't bother him, he's busy with that alien invasion that's still ongoing," Dracula tells him, using the other hand to pick Phantom up and pull him away from Jimmy.
Jimmy's hand snaps to his watch only for the watch to be blown off his wrist with a flash of light and a burning sensation.
"If I'm being completely honest, I've no idea what to do with you. A human? In my lab?"
"It's more likely than you think!" One of the vultures crows, before being smacked into silence by it's brethren.
Dracula sighs, like he's being put upon, and drags Jimmy to a different section of the lab, ignoring the human's weakening struggles.
Just when Jimmy thinks he's about to pass out from lack of oxygen, he's thrown into a cell, and glowing bars slam down after him.
"Sit tight, I'll make you forget you were ever here later," Dracula orders him, hefting up Phantom with one hand and frowning. "I may have misjudged how much to drug him with, if he's still stuck in this form. Oh well."
Then Dracula shrugs, and walks off to a far more horrifying part of the lab with tubes big enough to house people, and weird green liquid running through tubes connected to needles.
Jimmy needs to get out, and he needs to take Phantom with him.
And luckily for him, he's pretty sure Dracula accidentally set off the watch when he shot it off his arm.
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Vlad had, in his defense, warned Daniel that if he tried to go into battle as injured as he was then he would drug the boy and force him to undergo medical treatment.
Sure, he hadn't meant to drag in one of his little civilian human friends, but it's fine, he'll just put the red-head aside while he works on Daniel.
He is, after all, trying to be 'good' now.
But good does not mean kind, and he made no promises about being 'nice'.
So he'll handle the little human later, once Daniel is sorted out.
Besides, how much trouble can one little red-head be?
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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old
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#elden ring nightreign#&#animal crosing new horizons#hmm#are the monsters my villagers or more like the bugs i collect?#or am i just out fighting for my life while planting flowers?
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A friendly face
(Dp x dc prompt)
Danny was a known hero to the world. As one of the first hero he was a valued member of the justice league and a good friend to many of them.
They know he’s the king of the dead. The protector of both dead and living and the ghost of space.
There’s one aspect of his job however he never told them about.
He is the reaper of heroes. Any hero, when their time comes, is faced with Danny. Their friend, their comrade. He guides them to the afterlife and ensures their peace. 
It brakes his heart every time he has to look his friends in the eye and tell them that he’s not there to save them
(Sidenote: this is inspired by the multiple fics that have Danny as the reaper of heroes. I just have never seen one where he is also an active hero and friend of the JL and I’m here for that angst)
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tbh people don't give zuko enough credit like wtf are you supposed to say when someone hits you with "my girlfriend turned into the moon" like. damn. that is in fact rough buddy
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⚡️🧨💣Get Jinxed! 💣🧨⚡️
A crop of my piece for the upcoming Arcane show at @gallerynucleus!
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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*
anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.
bonus:
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A few new digital renders for an upcoming Bricknerd article about using DUPLO in your LEGO MOCs
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never made one of these before but it seemed fun ^_^
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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“Oracle, are you getting this?”
“Negative, visuals cut out the second you entered. I’m assuming you’ve found this mysterious Project Phantom?”
Just a little doodle I did in my spare time!!! Can’t stop thinking abt these guys lol. the idea of them just stumbling on him in a lab is too good.
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HI just want to say I'm obsessed with your AGIT Dark Danny comics 💖💖💖💖 he's my FAVE I literally wrote 70k about him stwdstjhlwrhlar SO IF YOU MAKE MORE I will eat them, just saying
AWWW thanks guys!! I'm glad you're enjoying the silly things I am making. Speaking of...
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Nintendo hatedom is crazy because like wdym y’all think the switch 2 not having an OLED screen and having inflation pricing is the most anti consumer, discourse worthy thing they’ve ever done but peach’s VA finding out she got recasted the day Mario kart world launched isn’t worth raising hell over or talking about whatsoever???
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