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When You See This...

Follow Me. Into The Woods. I Won't, Um, Feed You To The Slendermen.

Oh. Erm. Ok.

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this is how it feels to play mario 5 beers deep

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god this is awful

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

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small guide to my emoticon usage

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yo is this fin on

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feferi fish puns quicklist

op-perch-tuna-ty : Opportunity

Shore - Sure

Hershell/Himshell/Yourshell/Myshell - Herself/Himself/Yourself/Myself

Cod - God/Could

Eeling - Feeling

Whale - Well

Reelly - Really

Min-now - Know

Sea - See

Gillarious/Gillarity - Hilarious

Splashing/Swimming/Floating - Hanging/Being/Etc

Cull - Kill

Carping/Glubbing - Talking/Chatting/Etc

Kelp - Help

Salmon - Seldom/summon

Debait - Debate

Sardinonic - Sardonic

Cullshit - Bullshit

Krilling - Killing

Doofish - Doofus

Shingle - Single

Appiers - Appears

Crayative - Creative

Haddock - Had

Waded - Walked

Roe - Row

Beach - Bitch

Buri - Bury

Knot - Not

Manta - Meant

Outraygeous - Ray

Cuttle - Cuddle

Codn’t - Couldn’t.

Aboat - About

Pike - Like

Melan-Coley - Melancholic

Pacific - Specific

Crabby - Crappy

Crappie - Crappy

Porpoise - Purpose

Halibut - Hell of it

Ruff - Rough

Plaice - Place

Discus - Discuss

Water - What are

Koi - Coy

Betta - Better

Shellfish - Selfish

Bluefish - Sad

Tail - Tell/Trail

Fintastic - Fantastic

Fintasy - Fantasy

Fin - Find

Otter-wise - Otherwise

Sole - Soul/Sole

Floundering - Fumbling

Lobsta - Lotsa

Clam up - Shut up

Aquainted - Acquainted

sea-rious - serious

bereef - believe

anemone - anyone

sea eeled - sealed

brisling - i dont know

shrimply - simply

mackerel - mack

bereef - believe

bouys and gills - boys and girls

sturgeon = surgeon

mullet = mull it

brill-iant = brilliant

shoal = show

clam-ering = clamoring

batter = better (this one is a stretch but ehh)

moray-eel = moirail

grunter = grunt (or someone who grunts, i guess)

shad = tad

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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

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It's so funny to me that this is the first thing that comes to mind when John tries to think about one of his pals

Why's he posing like that asdasdfasd

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next kid is rose btw

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i made a karkat brush and wanted to test it before i passed out

the brush in question which was used to sketch the picture above lol

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friend said i could post their c+mm :D

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DIE 100