Kaylee/Opal | 30 | She/Her | chilshi truther and meemaw meronia
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Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.
If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is
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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor
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