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anyone else noticed that driving really gets in the way of texting your friends
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I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls
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Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.
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she's a hero. she should dump her west brit "friends" and become friends with me instead
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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters
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why r u using the word corn instead of porn on tumblr.com i just saw full dick n balls 2 posts up ur good
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kindness is the new punk rock!!!
based on this superman art
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May I request moash and marsh? He's my favorite cosmere character and he needs love <3
I love these crack moash ships and it makes my day whenever I see a new one pop up
And Moash fell from the sky....
Here you goooooo. I don't know which of these two is your favorite, but they both have Best Boy status to me.......
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“I don’t want to go on these raids and fight anymore, Vyre. I feel like I woke up to life, and then immediately started killing. I want to see what it is like to live. Really live. With my own mind, my own Passions.”
y'all how have we not been talking about khen this whole time???? she's such a fascinating, heartbreaking character
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Currently on the workbench: Stuff from Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, plus Wind and Truth. Check out my Patreon for more over-the-shoulder glances like these! 😙
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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
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you can’t kill yourself, the music is about to switch from 4/4 to 6/8. the clarinets are just about to come in bro you can’t miss that
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