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Happy Easter, have an egg

- @farmer-juice

:0!!

Egg!!

It's prettyyy :D

[willswizardlyasks]

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Will stares at himself in his mirror, running his fingers along his scarred face. His gaze is almost filled with remorse as he stares. He seems to be deep in thought...

[willswizardlyasks]

Hi, Will! I heard that your birth month is in April. It's looks like we are twins, isn't that funny?

— V ( @ur-farming-weirdo 💚 )

Oh, uh- Yeah! Mine just passed, actually-...

I... I didn't really want to tell anyone.

Oh, but, hey! It's been a while since I heard from you! How have you been?

[willswizardlyasks]

Yeah, I live in town! I'm one of the farmers. ^^

It's nice to meet you!

Oh, hello! I don't believe I've seen you before! Are you new here?

My name's Will. What's yours?

-Will

[ Ise looks up from sharpening his axe. He blinks at your presence, like he wasn’t expecting visitors, then sets down what he was doing and pulls out a notebook. After scribbling something in it, he shows you what he’s written. ]

I’m Ise. I just moved to Pelican Town a few months ago. It’s nice to meet you. Do you also live in town?

[willswizardlyasks]

It is one of my favorite days of the year. Here have some cookies.

- @farmer-juice (the cookies have carrots in them. She is tame with her pranks)

Oh, uh- Thank you!

I've... Never exactly liked April Fools, but...

... Wait, are the cookies a prank-?

[willswizardlyasks]

Little fun fact, Will does not tell anyone when his birthday is, at least not on the actual day.

It's just kind of a "if you know, you know" thing with friends but he doesn't tell people often. He also absolutely hates celebrating it, ESPECIALLY having happy birthday sung to him, or singing it to others despite how much he loves to sing.

Him and Vyra like to have little celebrations together though. They celebrate her birthday, too, even though she can't age :3

Is this projection? Absolutely.

[willswizardlyasks]

It is one of my favorite days of the year. Here have some cookies.

- @farmer-juice (the cookies have carrots in them. She is tame with her pranks)

Oh, uh- Thank you!

I've... Never exactly liked April Fools, but...

... Wait, are the cookies a prank-?

[willswizardlyasks]

I'M A DAY LATE TO SEEING THIS BUT OMG??? WILL, MY BOY??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

-Mod :]

Some nonhuman Stardew farmers I think are neat

Anino- @ask-anino-sdv

Kai- @grimzer0

Wilfred- @wilfred-flowerss-s

Juice- @farmer-juice

Mash- @farmermash

Monika- @merfolk-monika

Jet- @aliendragondreaming

Will- @willswizardlyasks

I hope I did y'all justice

[willswizardlyasks]

Hey Will, been a while since I've seen you! You look cool with your horns out. Damn, I just shed my winter antlers, we could've matched. Heh.

You ever put em to use? Ever get em stuck on door frames?

- @ask-cryptid-farmer

Cryptid! Holy hell, man, it's been a while!

I don't really know what I could use my horns for, actually-... And, uh... I think I'm too short to get them stuck on door frames. I am thinking about decorating them, though. Just seems fun.

[willswizardlyasks]

Hi. I forgot I was real again. Uh-

Ask me things :'D

[willswizardlyasks]

have you ever through of engraving or painting your horns. I think horns are made of the same stuff as nails, so I wonder if nail polish would work. But I’ve seen some fantasy creatures engrave their horns with gold or… sliver.

- @farmer-juice (she don’t like sliver)

Hm. Never thought of it, actually. Maybe I'll give it a shot at some point.

[willswizardlyasks]

Can i bite your horn?

Uh- Not sure how well that'd work, but uh- as long as you don't bite too hard, I suppose!

[willswizardlyasks]

do you like any musical artists? I know I like a lot of weird music. But that’s because it sounds cool. Oh! What’s your favorite song?

- @farmer-juice

Hey Juice! I love music a lot, and probably too many artists to list off right now.

And I definitely have too many songs I love to just name one favorite!

Ooo! But if you wanna know my favorite artist, it's definitely LuLuYam! I think my favorite song by them would have to be Sympathy!

Maybe you'd like it, too! Well... If ya like revenge-type themes in music.

[willswizardlyasks]

... Things have been real quiet lately. I guess I should be used to it by now, but... I'm still not.

It's weird.

[willswizardlyasks]

Yo, Will! I haven't seen you in a while, glad to talk with you again! :DDD

So I got a lot to share, but that's for another time. I wish he'd ask me bout my hair... Uh— Ahem! So, how's life? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

— Aster ( @acanthus-aster-sdv 💜 )

Hey Aster- Woah!

The hair looks neat! And uh- I've been doing decent.

[willswizardlyasks]

I brought two flowers. One from that lady possessing you occasionally and you. The orange Lilly is for the other person and the coriander flower is for you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

- @farmer-juice

Ooh! Thank you! Happy Valentine's day to you too!

Vyra! Come get your flower!

Vyra appears behind Will, seeming confused.

Huh? What are you-

..!

Oh! Uhm... I've... never been given flowers before, let alone for Valentine's day... Thank you.

[willswizardlyasks]

hello will and vyra. how are you both doing today? here is a snack for you both *emma gives you both a snack with a drink as well* (@thesillyracoons)

Oh! Well, thank you! Although Vyra can't exactly eat... We'll have to figure out how to get that to work.