me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]
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when bae says my ass looks nice
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If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
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white male: aw showering without me :'(
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Time to make a follow swallow! Like or Reblog if you like:
❥ Cute shit
❥ Funny shit
❥ Me (Please, I’m desperate)
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Anyone wanna recommend any good skin care products? Preferably any that won’t burn the size between the thighs, if you know what I mean!
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