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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

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Demanding pets

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based da vinkis per usual

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I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

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Nader @abdalsalam2000 is in Gaza during an internet blackout, he and his family are in serious danger and they can’t communicate it to the world because the internet is cut off and e-sims are very slow. He’s a 17 year old boy who is fundraising to support his family of eight, including his father who is sick with cancer and needs treatment. Please help me share his story while he is away. i’ve only briefly heard from him in the past few days, and the situation is extremely dangerous. He doesn’t have the ability to reach out to people how he usually would, so I hope you will help me share his story and do that for him while he’s away

€59,995 raised, they’ve almost reached 60,000!! Please keep supporting Nader

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URGENT: Mosab’s Family Needs You More Than Ever

The fundraiser to help Mosab Hammouda and his family escape Gaza has stalled, with over 75% of the goal still unmet.

Their situation is growing more desperate by the day. Last night, they couldn’t sleep, the sound of shelling kept the children awake and terrified.

Lama, one of the 4-year-old twins, is sick and in pain. Her injured hand still needs treatment, but they can’t even afford basic food.

This family has lost their home, their work, and their safety. They’re still trying to protect their daughters and rebuild a life.

Please don't scroll past this. Please reblog, donate, and share their story. Even the smallest support can be the difference between hunger and relief.

Vetted by GazaVetters #520 and shared by @/90-ghost.

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…And you may tell yourself, “this is not my beautiful wife!"

(stickies if you want em)

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“Rubber bullets were designed for ricochet fire” is a nice and convenient lie but it’s still a lie.

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Do you remember that little girl? I'm sure you've seen her picture before, but you didn't know her story or what she was suffering from because you hadn't read before.

This is my little girl Ronza, she was born in the war and she is now one year old and her birthday was two weeks ago. She didn't celebrate it either. Ronza suffers from malnutrition and she appealed before.

Today, we had her blood tested, and the result was heartbreaking: 🔴 Hemoglobin level: 7.3 🥺

This is extremely low and means she is suffering from severe anemia that threatens her life.

Under normal conditions, this could be treated.

But here in Gaza…

There is no adequate food

No proper medicine

No functional hospitals

No safety and no means to provide her with basic care

Ronza is suffering from extreme weakness, pale skin, and lack of energy, and she is in urgent need of medical treatment and proper nutrition — simply to survive.

As a heartbroken father watching his child wither in his arms, I beg for your help.

Please stand with us. Help us save Ronza before it’s too late.

Every donation, every share, every kind word… could bring her back to life.

📌Save Ronza… Her childhood shouldn’t be full of pain 💔

Unfortunately, the internet has been cut off in Gaza for two days now. I will not be able to send you the post to share. I hope you share the post if you see it, and I appreciate it.

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All Eyes on the Sumoud Convoy

Eyes on the road people. Eyes on the thousands of people on their way to the Gaza border to break the siege.

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HEY GUYS

Who wants to help ruin Trump's birthday?

Yup you heard that right. On June 14, Trump is planning on having a pretty big military parade to be all like "I'm such a powerful king" and in response there's going to be HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of protests against his regime telling him to sit his ass back down.

The link below has more information and a map of currently planned protests. There's options in every single state. Even if you can't go, share this information, and consider reaching out to organizers of local protests to see if they need any logistical help. Chances are, they'll appreciate it.

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personally, i’m loving this summer because i’ll be traveling to oregon :)

unfortunately, for many people, the ability to travel is a luxury they do not have access to. one of those people is my friend ibrahim, who i’ve been fundraising for for some time now.

ibrahim is a teenage boy in gaza trying to raise funds to evacuate himself and his family — especially his father, who has bladder cancer and needs a medical evacuation ASAP. this is possible — but only if ibrahim can raise the funds to make it happen.

with summer coming on, insects, heat, and dehydration will be plaguing the residents of gaza. ibrahim, like all of them, will be facing those threats and more — bombs, sickness, starvation, and a lack of proper housing or safety. please help him and his family evacuate!