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“Is that a dead fish with rat attracting cheese on its neck or is that William Nylander?”

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Non-Avs fans after watching Nate's post-games: Nathan MacKinnon would be more likeable if he smiled more. Does he know how to smile?

Avs fans after tonight: Here you go. This is the best you're gonna get right now unless Sidney Crosby appears on the ice with a cup of Tim Hortons and some hockey cards.

04.21.2025 | Round 1, Game 1 | COL @ DAL | Lady Byng Bowling League Champion, Nathan MacKinnon, proving once again that he's deserving of that trophy.

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Will: "What would Toff be?"

Mack: "A warthog."

Will: "Shrek"

[Laughs Uncontrollably]

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im about to be a rotted cunt until the end of playoffs (nothing personal to anyone, the hater in me sees the hater in you etc etc)

so in a last-ditch effort to persuade myself that actually, i will survive and find a kernel of happiness if any of these teams win, i started researching and then 12 hours later had this unhinged presentation

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checking in on the goal review

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People sure like saying that any given player on our team is "only good because of MacKinnon" until the conversation turns to that Hart. The conversation suddenly turns with a fucking quickness whenever that's brought up.

I just saw someone say with their whole chest that "Makar is only good because of 'NateMac,'" and I can't stop laughing.

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[LANDY] after the colorado eagles tag and his on ice return 11.04.2025

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lorentz kissing laughton on the head for the assist 😭

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saw someone on twitter point out it's claude v. laughts first round matchup flinging myself into the sun if anyone wants to join me

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Uh... so we do we think anyone involved with making this knows?

I think my favorite part is "take it like a taker cause baby I'm a giver" over hockey fights. idk if any other sport advertises fights breaking out

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PAVS SIGHTING!!!!!

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made a gif for fun—six months of hockey art in half a head turn! :)

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Friend shaped Sid for a friend

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I am a shark defender not in the sense or “they’re puppies 🥺” but in the sense of “these are literal apex predators that are in their home. we know that’s their home, they do not intentionally eat humans bc we are not their natural prey and they’d never attack us if we never went into their habitat. that’s always the risk we take if we go too far out into the ocean and we shouldn’t demonise sharks any more than we should demonise a tiger that mauled some idiot who thought climbing into their enclosure at the zoo would be a good idea. they’re doing what is natural to them and it’s generally pretty easy to just stay tf away from them”

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sharks, at the bottom of the west: most fun last place team you'll ever see 😁😋

bruins, at the bottom of the east: food and water ran out four days ago. oxygen runs out tomorrow morning.