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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

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I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:

1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”

2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.

3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.

4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.

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when it comes right down to it Venom and Hannibal are just pieces of media about a sweaty bisexual mess and his clingy husband who eats people and everyone else around them being completely exasperated

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by blue_bird1967

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a mood™

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I’m a real boy and you’re just an amoeba.

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🐔📺

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Blessing your dash with wholesome gifs and photos of Tom Hardy with pups… feel free to add your own gifs and share the wholesome goodness 💙

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Venom: Let There Be Carnage by Jeffrey Read #1

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I COME WITH MORE MEMES!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

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OBSESSED w when artists draw venom like this

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How I have to assume the movie actually ended

Anyways meanwhile in Central America:

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requested by @brianadoesart

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Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock in VENOM (2018) dir. Ruben Fleischer

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“I can’t believe I’m stuck here having this moment with a sunset on the beach with an alien”

ME NEITHER EDDIE BUT YOU ARE AND IM LIVINGGGG

GUYS THE **FULL** EXTENDED BEACH SCENE DROPPED AND IM BEGGING YOU WATCH IT

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“I’m J. Jonah Jameson. Good night… and God help us all!”

Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021), dir. Andy Serkis