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Gently places a request for happy Dany in your hands. Maybe with her three little dragons? Just need more happy Daenerys in the world tbh

Here you go!

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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catelyn competing with a woman who never actually existed to maintain her status as lady of winterfell vs cersei competing with a younger and more beautiful queen, who is everyone and no one, to maintain her status as queen.

catelyn and cersei knowing that their power as highborn women is wholly dependent on their fathers and husbands and sons. sinking their teeth in and refusing to let go. never forgetting how easily they can be replaced. forever haunted by a woman lurking in the shadows (she’s not real) (she’s everywhere).

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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Why am I not with my evil knight bf running through the castle garden rn.

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https://www.tumblr.com/karuselii/783183365119623168/catsei-messy-drawing-from-my-six-ship-fanart 👀 thoughts?

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Hot, for one.

For two, catsei or whatever tf the ship name is is so compelling to me because MY GOD, cat understands cersei like no one else ever could, and the anger their children inherit from them compels me so. I know I'm a patented sansa stan here, so forgive me for harping on, but I do genuinely love how people will attribute her darkness in the later seasons of the show (much as I hate to discuss the show) to cersei, or even littlefinger, but they bare their ass so much even just saying so. She's a Tully through and through.

Also I think they should just flip a coin for tops and we'd all be better off for it

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Embroidery lessons

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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

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A dog will die for you, but never lie to you.

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ok but, like- vampire knight who uses his armor to shield himself from the sunlight. whose face has never been seen, whose true name and age is completely unknown. who has never changed banners, not even once in his unnaturally long life. who's still as devoted to his kingdom as any other knight, gorging on her kingdom's enemies with gusto and grows (in)famous for his tactics in the battlefield- especially his implementation of night raids.

who is so utterly devoted to his princess that he can't stand to be near her- she smells too good, she's too tempting, he's convinced if he's alone with her for even a moment that he'll lose all sense of self and bite her, thus becoming the first of the kingsguard's history to refuse becoming the princesses royal bodyguard.

he pretends not to see the confusion, hurt, and embarrassment on her face. pretends not enjoy the way her eyes search his visor, looking for even just the shine of his eyes in the dark helm. pretends not to enjoy the way the king insists, claiming he's the only one he trusts to keep his precious daughter safe.

[a terrible call, really. she's too soft, too ripe, too pretty, too delicious to be left in his care. the king would be better off leaving a fat steak in the care of a starving dog.]

something something the princess slips her current bodyguard to find the eternal knight's chambers so she can demand to know what exactly is so terrible about spending time with her... but she can't find him. he's nowhere to be found. as she waits, sitting on the edge of his cot, staring curiously at the windows that have been completely blacked out and covered, she does not notice the way one corner of the room has darker shadows than the rest.... shadows that are slowly creeping towards the bed like a mist... shadows with a set of eyes that are staring very hungrily at the back of her neck...

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kroger brand tortilla chips on deck

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requested by kashicanhaz!

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I think the ultimate fantasy that people have when depicting Brienne is thinking 'Well *I* wouldn't think she was ugly just because she doesn't fit medieval Westerosi beauty standards. In fact, I would think she was HOT!' OK. Cool. Would you still respect her if you did, in fact, think she was ugly though? Or is morality tied up with appearance still, just behind one additional layer of abstraction?

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Edvard Munch, Love and Pain (Vampire); 1895, oil on canvas, Munch Museum (Oslo, Norway)

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recipes be like step one heat oil

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Brienne rolling Sansa’s joints for @powerbottomsonic

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The Beautiful Woman Soothes the Serpent-King, from Andrew Lang’s The Violet Fairy Book by Henry Justice Ford (1901)