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i got a semiotic parasite and now the space between my name and what my name signifies is all inflamed and itchy

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'i should draw' 'i should paint' 'i should write fic' 'i should read' 'i should embroider' 'i shou-

*stares at a wall for 8 hours*

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I can behave normally around books

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women will do Anything to get within eating range of a block of cheese 😂🧀

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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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#what a blessing

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Kylo: I’M THE SUPREME LEADER NOW.

Palpatine:

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one has to stan

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Sulu: aww Spock and Jim are holding hands

Bones (a doctor; knows things): don’t fucking talk about it

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May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

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Broke: In the second episode of The Original Series, Spock says that one of his ancestors married a human because the writers had not settled on his backstory yet. It was decided later that his mother was human.

Woke: Calling your father your ancestor is a power move.

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future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

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i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

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