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"I wish I didn't love as hard as I do. I wish I didn't always have to feel the heartache for the both of us"
To all my former lovers // What I want to say {m.a}
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I'm afraid that I can't always keep you here, but I can't let you go either.
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You know what hurts? You knew I was at my lowest and you left. Without saying anything. I got no goodbye, no sorry. You just left.
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me: i like greece
friend: me too! fav places?
me: Mykonos, then athens and then santorini
her: i thought santorini is the best
me: santorini is great for pics its just too overcrowded with wedding photoshoots and couples kissing everywhere especially during sunset
me: makes u feel single!
friend: its okay, we’ll go there after getting married, for honeymoon
my gay ass: *awkwardly chokes*
me, gay panicking now cuz this is VERY STRAIGHT FRIEND! WHO SWEARS ON HER SEXUALITY! THE ONLY STRAIGHT ONE IN OUR GROUP OF TWO! : Us what——
her: yeah! like so fun!
me, now looking left and right like a cartoon character: Bro thats sounds gay
her: what!?
me: IM JUST LAUGHING AT MY STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND’S UNINTENTIONAL INNUENDO THAT WE WILL GO TO SANTORINI AFTER GETTING MARRIED FOR HONEYMOON AND OPENLY MAKEOUT
her: 0_0
me: D_D
her:
me: ToT
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i knew something was wrong when the recipe lady added TWO TABLESPOONS of cocoa powder and expected the mug cake to turn out red! fml, it smells weird! i prolly have only gotten the glaze right WHICH I FOLLOWED FROM ANOTHER RECIPE!
#cake#mugcake#bakingfails#redvelvetcake#dont add cocoa to ur red velvet cake ever#glaze is just sugar and milk whattt!!!#pinterest recipes may be hoax sometimes#i hate this#fml#gotta finish it
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Someone once told me, "If you really like someone, being friends with them would be better than dating them."
I was too young to understand then, but I think I get it now.
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