I’m Sage ancient fandom bog witch, terfs dni, this is a Star Wars and Izzy Hands blog now. Mostly memes.
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down
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A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.
This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!
#once I flashed my lights to someone about a cop not too far off in their usual speed trap#turns out it was another cop#they followed me#I thought I could make it#when they turned their lights on I stopped about 10 feet from the driveway#they looked in my car and found nothing#and told me not to do that bc what if meemaw is driving with bad night vision?#then why is meemaw driving in the first place dumbass
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Teen LGBT Squad
Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.
This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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