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[ mollyclar ]

I literally just said to someone, if a person isn’t afraid of spiders, I don’t trust them. Don’t make me not trust you, Winnie. I like you. Yeah, I’ll tell him to be as gentle with the “lil’ cutie” as possible… I know, but I didn’t know who else to ask. I didn’t realize you were so into creepy spiders, and I have no idea where Hunter and Emmett are or what they’re doing. I knew Finn would be around, so it just seemed like the fastest option.

Well, that doesn’t make much sense. You should trust people who aren’t afraid of spiders more than other people. Because doesn’t that mean we’re like, super brave? Thank you very much. For future refenrece, know that I’m into anything life. The fastest option? Sure, the most sane? Certainly not. Are you two even in a good place, like an actual good place? ‘Cause if it’s like, super awkward between you two, that’s one more reason not to call him to take out a tarantula from your place.

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[ mollyclar ]

Beautiful? You need help, seriously. They’re terrifying. Finn’s actually coming over since he lives close by, but if you’d been around before, you would’ve definitely been my first choice. Having my ex boyfriend in my apartment isn’t really my favorite pastime.

They’re amazing! Sure, they can be creepy if you’re not used to them or stuff, but they’re nice. Oh, okay. Well, I hope he gets the job done without harming the lil’ cutie! Sometimes I wonder if you’ve eaten something rotten because that’s literally the worst idea. I mean, Finn’s nice, but... the heck?

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[ mollyclar ]

I always thought I’d be pretty content to live alone. But, I’m going to be needing a roommate, and I’m going to be needing them to move in tonight, since I just got back to my apartment to find the biggest spider ever in my kitchen and I’m seriously about to flip. It’s like a tarantula! I’m not built for this kind of confrontation, and Berlioz is zero help.

Tarantulas are so amazing! They’re so beautiful! If you want, I can come over and take it out with a cup. I’ve done it before.

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[ nickyrevans ]

Ah.. that makes a little more sense, but still sounds pretty bad.. 

Thank you, world, for I was wearing a bra! Who would’ve thought that little shit would save the day?

It was pretty terrible, yeah, very cold also.

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[ melissastjames ]

Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes that always ends up biting your ass hard. Hope you don’t get sick either. I am literally serious about locking myself up in my home and not worrying about getting out until everyone’s not sick anymore. Though, I really can’t afford to miss work. Even if I get paid as little as I do. But sorry you were caught in the middle of all that. 

I didn’t even wish for that to happen, though. Maybe it was karma, although I can’t seem to think of something that I could’ve done to deserve this. Well, if you really can’t afford to get sick nor to miss work, maybe you can work from home?

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[ nickyrevans ]

I didn’t know orange could become see through.. that’s a lot of water

To be fair, it wasn’t the darkest of oranges. But still, lots of water, yes.

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[ seantheberry ]

Oh my! That doesn’t sound very fun. I hope you didn’t have somewhere important to go after that. 

Luckily, I was just gonna head home. Otherwise, it would’ve been even a bigger chaos than it already was.

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[ hamiltonsclarington ]

State the obvious why don’t you, Winnie. And even if you did, It wouldn’t exactly be something, I’d want to know. 

Well, if it’s obvious that they’re not a good roommate, kick ‘em out, Hunt! 

It’s not like if I had had sex this weekend I’d be spilling the deets with you.

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[ dillanderson ]

The fuck happened to you?

I was leaving the library yesterday morning when I got like, six buckets of water dumped on my head. This group of like, eight guys were waiting for their friend to leave the library to prank him, but apparently, he looks an awful lot like me?

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[ maxruths ]

I don’t think you being wet is so bad for anyone.

Well, I guess it isn’t bad nor good for people other than myself being as it doesn’t really affect them. But it was bad for me!

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[ theycallmerowan ]

Why did you do a prank with people you don’t know?

Um, I wasn’t doing the prank with them? They accidently pranked the wrong person, aka me.

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[ mollyfabray ]

Oh no! How did you manage to get caught up in it?

I was leaving the library as casually as ever when BAM, water.

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[ mattylopez: ]

When and where did this happen? I’m bummed people are throwing pranks without me!

Yesterday morning near the library? Well, if you ever throw pranks out in the open, remember not to wet me!

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[ puckerbeth ]

Oh no, did they at least apologize?

They did, yeah, and they brought me towels to dry myself with. Although it wasn’t of much help, I do appreciate it.

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Getting caught up in the middle of a prank between people you don’t even know is not as fun as some would think. Especially when it involves six buckets of water... I got so freaking wet that my orange shirt was basically see-through! I hope I don’t catch a cold now.

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[ hamiltonsclarington ]

As I’m sure many of you enjoyed a weekend of alcohol, and sex. I spent the eternity of the weekend curled up in a fetal position in bed. Despite the annoyance of being under the weather, why did i believe it was a great idea to have a friend, move into the spare bedroom in my apartment?. not only does he constantly wake me up in the middle of the night, because he lost his keys, but he has a habit of being immensely untidy.

Maybe that’s not a very good roommate, brother! And no, I did not spend my weekend with alcohol or sex, actually.

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[ jennyannepierce ]

If you are disgusted by a woman for breastfeeding in public, you should be disgusted by a woman who has their cleavage out and almost out of their shirt. Just saying.

People should be disgusted by neight of those things, to be honest, but I see where you’re coming from!