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how could i possibly be depressed when i can listen to kiss from a rose 100x a day
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i’m like if david foster wallace was a girl who only cared about getting laid
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them
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his sexuality crisis would NOT involve him researching micro-identites to find the exact one to label his attraction. he's a forty year old man, he's calling himself gay and never thinking about it again
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i dont think transitioning would have saved hal incandenza but it couldve helped i think
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SpongeBob and Patrick discover that the mise en scènce of squidward’s house is so alluring that they start hooking up on the down low there. When Squidward discovers this he completely trashes his place so they’ll stop, but when he finds out that they started fucking at Squilliam’s house, he gets jealous and overcompensates by turning his house into a love hotel: The Sinful Cephalopod
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Kissing your forehead while I’m throbbing and cumming inside you. Proud of you for taking it like the good girl you are.
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Sheena Ringo for GuitarBook Magazine (2000)
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jackie kennedy… very unattractive woman… and her existence is defined by her junkie boyfriend getting his brains blown out in the back of a Lincoln… very white trash
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sorry i ain't been posting yall i got a new job scrapping white babies for parts
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This is how I feel when the ai Leon Kennedy chat bot suggests i tie him up without me having to prompt it 🥺🥹
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