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your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

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✘ “” ♀ :~)

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: i just dont understand raf[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: how the fuck can you be this cruel??[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: i really fucking wish you would talk to me because i’m just so. confused

Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: i woke up and wondered where you were and then i realized you weren’t coming back. ever. pathetic, i know

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: can you at least tell me why? i just wanna know what about me is so unloveable that makes everyone around me pack their bags and leave. 

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ツ

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Thats So Raven. ]: RAVEN YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Thats So Raven. ]: so i was on a morning walk after getting some coffee right and i passed by a playground and this little boy was being picked on by the other kids :/[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Thats So Raven. ]: but this girl comes up and kicks their asses and i thought wow that was such a raven thing to do amirite

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"", ø

Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Jackie Chan. ]: i’ve been thinking a lot and honestly i really really wish i could give you what you want .. you’re so good jack and you give your all in everything you do, you deserve someone who can give every part of themselves to you in return .. sometimes i wish that could be me but .. i don’t know how much of me there is left to give

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Jackie Chan. ]: HEY are you up??[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Jackie Chan. ]: i was looking at some of van gogh’s finest and it reminded me of you[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Jackie Chan. ]: maybe not the style per se but the colors .. oh wow[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Jackie Chan. ]: you’re coming with me to watch the movie right ?? u better

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rcvensisms:

ray: wtf why aren’t u on the way??

winnie: sorry sorry i am en route as we speak !! winnie: hope u like chocolate chip

✗ snapchat : ALL

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winnie: ohh i miss u too !! was worried u might die of boredom cooped up in that hospital winnie: if u need some company and cookies i got u

✗ snapchat : ALL

ray: this might b the morphine talking b ut…… i miss you

ray: ….tell anybody that i said that n u’ll end up in the hospital bed beside me xoxo

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✆, &

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Uh-Rora-ble. ]: wake up sleeping beauty[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Uh-Rora-ble. ]: even though you wouldn’t be sleeping beauty tbh[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Uh-Rora-ble. ]: huh now i’m thinking which one would you be? which one would we all be ?? there are soo many to choose from like ariel, anna, anastasia .. even though anastasia was never a disney princess she was just lumped in by association[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Uh-Rora-ble. ]: and moana is .. does she count as a princess ?? i mean she IS a tribal chief’s daughter isn’t that technically their version of royalty[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Uh-Rora-ble. ]: i got sidetracked anyway GMORNING

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Uh-Rora-ble. ]: i’m being honest rory you are worth so much more than you realize[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Uh-Rora-ble. ]: you are actual light, you deserve all the love and goodness in this world[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Uh-Rora-ble. ]: no man on earth can ever come close to deserving you okay you are a gem and i love you sooo much

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$ , ♀

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: i’ll be home soon baby so you won’t have to wait for much longer :)[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: oh[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: fuckdjfhg soryry DONT MIND THAT that was for someone else just[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: nvm delete this delete me its fine. this is fine

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: hey. i don’t know if you got any of my other messages or maybe you just didn’t see them or something i dunno[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: i was thinking .. its been a while since we had a girls night, like just us[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: i mean, its been a while since we did anything with just the two of us[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: .. are you avoiding me? did i do something wrong?[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: sorry. maybe im getting too paranoid here i just[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: i miss you :([ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Tim Tam. ]: text me when you can okay? love you tammy

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✆, ツ

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: AHHHHHH YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHO JUST CAME IN TODAY!!![ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: the cuuuutest lil dachshund with the most adorable brown eyes on this PLANET came to the clinic like my POOR HEART SHE WAS THE CUTEST THING [ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: the owner wasnt that bad either if u know what i mean

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: g’mornin starshine !![ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: UP AND AT EM HONEY i am en route to yours to bring you some pie we baked yesterday[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: hope you like apple cause .. how bout them apples huh (i made these with love u better like it)

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⁇

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → BestRoomieEver. ]: hyeyyyy scouty havme u ever thuhotg about ehow pretty the moon iys at nihgt n how aliens can be conotrlling it fromthe inside[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → BestRoomieEver. ]: like onre big SPACEHIP!!!!![ ╰ ☾° TEXT → BestRoomieEver. ]: hope it odoesnt sink haha[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → BestRoomieEver. ]: also,,. i think we're out okf vodka??j? oops

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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[drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Thats So Raven. ]: wish i could believe that[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Thats So Raven. ]: anyway!!!! who needs boys amirite?[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Thats So Raven. ]: come get me wine drunk ray i am begging

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[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: whats this sudden warm feeling i feel??[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: must be because you’re now here, lighting up my day[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Ale Ale Alejandra. ]: reason #49586 why you’re the cutest

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cjdixon:

     “news flash: i’m not trying to make you swoon. do you even know how to swoon? seems like the sorta thing you’d have forgotten over so many years of just being an all around hag, you know? i doubt it’s like riding bike. and, for the record, if i wanted to i could totally be surrounded by girls, i just like a little peace.” 

“ news flash to your news flash, i wasn’t talking about myself, bighead. i can swoon perfectly well, i’ll have you know. just definitely not at the likes of you, don’t flatter yourself. the hag joke again ? getting a bit old don’t you think ? i’m having such a hard time imagining that, but okay cam, you do you. i’ll believe it when i see it, which is most likely never, so. ”

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[drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Dickhead. ]: WHAT THE FUCK[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Dickhead. ]: FINE I’LL JUST SPAM YOU WITH LIKES[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Dickhead. ]: EVERY SINGLE PICTURE . EVERY SINGLE NOTIF[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Dickhead. ]: THEN WHEN U THINK UR AT UR PEAK .. WHEN U THINK UR SAFE .. THATS WHEN I’LL STRIKE . UNLIKE . TAKE IT ALL AWAY [ ╰ ☾° TEXT → Dickhead. ]: WATCH UR BACK.

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[text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me.

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: how do you know that? how can you say something like that[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: you cant just say this what the fuck do you expect from me i[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: who are you to decide what makes me happy or not

[ ╰ ☾° TEXT → delete. ]: dont call me. ever. i dont want to hear it anymore