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theres a billion rap songs that have nothing to do with sex and drugs and violence (not like racist ass tumblr users are using this excuse for legitimate reasons) but more importantly lets not pretend like sex and drugs and violence arent awesome

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they should invent uhh. like. vaping but for cock. its so dark in here

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dreams are insaaaane. every night theres a chance ill experience some sort of delight or horror that has the chance to color the entire next day. and it doesnt even require a monthly subscription

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

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telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

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tbh, sometimes the “platonic explanation for this” is the more interesting one

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Marc Horowitz

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TOMMY SHELBY + blood

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“old man yaoi” comments on a picture of some 30 year olds….. you people could never handle severance (2022)

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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

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CILLIAN MURPHY in RED LIGHTS (2012) dir. Rodrigo Cortés

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I do. God help me I do

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#mood

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