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[winston-spoke]

//Well ladies and gentlemen it’s time to say goodbye for winston at least. I am hanging up the mantle and becoming Baptiste over at @baptiste-speaks. feel free to follow me there and thank u for all the good times and peanut butter jokes. 💙💙

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Hi, Winston! I just wanted to say that I'm very interested in your work. You're a pretty brilliant scientist!

Thank you friend! Finally someone who can appreciate hard work.

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Are you experiencing any issues with your genetic therapy besides the addiction to peanut butter and the newly found love of bananas?

No, thank you Dr Ziegler. Although I wouldn’t consider my culinary expertise an issue.

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Do cookies have crust?

Why have I become the chef of Overwatch too. And yes, but only if you bake them poorly.

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Being cryogenically frozen is not a guarantee that nothing will happen, just ask Mei-Ling..

...I think she’s an example that it might work too well

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So how was this vacation you speak of?

Quite good, I’d say. I was deep in the Amazon rainforest on an expedition with some colleagues looking for what they claim to be a prehistoric tribe with knowledge of the first peanut butter. Unfortunately we just ended up getting sucked down the river again.

[winston-spoke]

I have taken your bananas hostage until you comply with my demands. I want you to genetically engineer me a catgirl. -Liao

GOD DAMN IT LIAO. I THOUGHT I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS LAST TIME. YOU DONT NEED A CATGIRL YOU NEED HELP. IM BUILDING A PROTON CANNON AND IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THE BANNANAS BACK IM LAUNCHING YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL WHERE MOIRA CAN MAKE YOU A CATGIRL. Please and thank you.

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Will this destroy Overwatch more than the Zurich accident. Most likely.

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[winston-spoke]

Well thanks for introducing yourself, my names Dr. Winston Winston, Overwatch’s lead engineer. Don’t be so harsh on yourself, you look dumb, but certainly not like a monkey.

Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?

I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.

[winston-spoke]

Yeah this isn’t really helping your “not a terrorist or gangster” shtick, honey.

Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?

I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.

[winston-spoke]

Who even are you. Why does this ALWAYS HAPPEN. 3 months and now we’re letting terrorists and gangsters into our house.

Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?

I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.

[winston-spoke]

Please welcome our new Junkrat, @junk-rat-speaks!

[winston-spoke]

and we don’t all get the cushy government paychecks from working medical do we, doctor.

Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?

I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.

[winston-spoke]

Sincere apologies, Angela. My temper is just a bit short today. It seems like my vacation couldn’t last long enough.

Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?

I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.

[winston-spoke]

I would like to remind the (annoying) hamster that I am the only reason you survived the moon. Much to my dismay.

Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?

I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.

[winston-spoke]

And I thought you had functioning legs, but I guess we all change sometimes.

Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?

I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.

[winston-spoke]

So Hanzo I guess that’ll be a no to my renewed offer of joining Overwatch.

I guess no one gets anything done when i’m not around.

I go on vacation for 3 months.

It’s not that long when you consider all of the work i’ve been putting in recently.

WELL TURNS OUT WHILE I WAS GONE SOMEONE DECIDED TO

REDO MY ENTIRE BANANA STORAGE ROOM.

who was it i just wanna “talk”