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i wasn't old enough to be on the internet during this site's peak but at least im witnessing an important event now

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I really love how tumblr freaks out when ao3 is down, with the recent shipping events it's really giving "When will my beloved wife return from the war"

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currently snickering about the fact, that somewhere the social media interns for tumblr have to explain to the team that they have married another website called ao3

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The wedding is as far away from October as possible (they're both VERY busy)

Ao3 is on the verge of a breakdown because of whumptober

Tumblr is drowning in spooky season fans

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When ao3 is trending and for the first time ever not because it’s down

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Just two people who get each other <3

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Anyway, now every time ao3 is down I'm going to imagine tumbrl sitting by her hospital bed, holding her hand and begging her to wake up

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Ao3blr and other apps relationship chart

Tumblr and Ao3 are getting MARRIED! Let’s see who’s who at the wedding party.

Fanfiction.net - Maid of Honor. Ao3’s older sibling.

Wattpad - Bridesmaid, Ao3’s little sister.

Pinterest - Wedding Planner and Best Man, Tumblr’s friend. Tumblr sees Pinterest as a little brother.

4Chan - Wedding Guest, one of Tumblr’s many exes. However, following the recent hack, Tumblr and 4Chan made up somewhat and are on good enough terms.

Reddit - Wedding Guest, Tumblr’s uncle

Spotify - Groomsman, tumblr’s best friend from college. Also friends with Ao3, they met at a convention.

Instagram, Snapchat, Discord - Wedding Guests, all Tumblr’s friends and family.

DeviantArt - Wedding Guest, Ao3’s best friend. Definitely godmother to Ao3’s kids if they have any.

Webtoons, Internet Archive, Quora - Wedding Guests, all Ao3’s friends and family

Twitter/X - Not Actually Invited, crashed the party anyway after their messy breakup with Tumblr.

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Hurt/Comfort where AO3 falls victim to the Author’s Curse (hit by a car, house burns down, struck by lightning twice, whatever you want) and tumblr freaks out about it (“WHO DID THIS TO YOU” “no one, darling, I’ll be okay” “WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL”)

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okay tumblr x ao3 is now canon, so on that topic, does everyone agree on spotify x pinterest?

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So, you know how AO3 is a non-profit

And Tumblr is owned

Do you think that in lore this translates to Tumblr being bound by the gods and AO3 resisting them

Imagine AO3 promising Tumblr that she'll free him one day

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tumblr divorced twitter and then married ao3 now that’s what we call moving up

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Sorry but I fucking called it 2 years ago

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honestly I didn't expect much in 2025, but AO3 X TUMBLR BEING A THING??? honestly, congratulations to them

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Tumblr and AO3: "Hey everyone! We're together now!"

Us: "NOW?? Then WTF was all that shit you've been doing for the past 10 years!?"