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"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains
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The Wikipedia article for "wink" has four different images illustrating winking and they're all slightly oddball choices, they're all a bit wacky. Go check it out if that sounds like something you'd enjoy seeing. If I see anything else interesting I'll let you know.
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Feels like I've read multiple times the opinion of, "music illiteracy is a problem on this site because most people on this site don't listen to [insert music genre that opinion haver likes here]." And it's like I don't know man, I think most people are music illiterate because they can't read sheet music, not because they don't listen to metal.
#i was pretty good at sightreading back in my marching band days but now i'm rusty as fuckkkkkkk#can still decipher it but not NEARLY fast enough to play as i'm doing it
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most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily
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i have mixed feelings about the fact that labs can send you your bloodwork results Before doctors have a chance to talk to you about them. like it's great when it's a routine test with normal results. but now i'm sitting on some not-normal-but-also-not-abnormal-in-the-way-i-expected results and it's friday so i'm probably not gonna get a call from my doctor until monday :/
#gay and obscure nonsense#i miiiiiiiiiight be hypothyroid? or my low vitamin d is just fucking up my thyroid? idk i'm not a doctor!#anyway for purposes of my poll about this issue i am classifying my thyroid as a cursed amulet#it's on my neck and causing problems
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observation: people think fMRI is a meaningful measure of "thought"
observation: people believe ChatGPT is "thinking"
conclusion: we must put the ChatGPT servers inside an fMRI machine. this will work perfectly and have no adverse consequences. trust.
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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.
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i've been super fatigued for the last 6 months or so (and only just now went to the doctor for it oopsies) and my theory was always that it was an iron deficiency, but my doctor mentioned that she'd be testing me for lyme as well and honestly that's starting to make a lot more sense. for one thing, this spring was a HORRIBLE tick season, and for another apparently lyme symptoms come and go which matches up with what i've been experiencing.
on the other hand if my bloodwork comes back with nothing wrong i am going to lose my mindddddd
#gay and obscure nonsense#the only thing is that my symptoms started Before tick season proper#but i guess an early tick could've gotten me#anyway i honestly HOPE it's lyme because that would be by far the quickest and easiest solution#two weeks of antibiotics and boom done. until the next tick bite anyway.
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INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY
#GENUINELY#my area is FLOODED with these 'AI trainer' $40/hr listings that 'pay via paypal' uh huh sure bud
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I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...
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A lot of people on this website make great points that could be phrased a lot less condescendingly
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