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the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

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hheeeelllllllll yes

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You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.

Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…

…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.

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let’s play a game called “if you cum, i get to keep you”

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Robin

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forgot i made this kajskajs

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When a trans girl tells you she got a "new toy" you never know if she's talking about a sex toy, a submissive trans person that melts with every word she says, or something extremely nerdy that would require a 15 page essay to explain why she likes it.

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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practicing sketch, got used to screentone brush (too much)

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MALKAH'S BEEG COAT SWAAAAAAAAG

PRO AT PICKUP LINES

COAT BEEG BEEF SERVED FINE

GAMER GUNK WITH THE GAMER FUNK IMMA MAKE YOU CRY, SIS

SO MUCH PUSSY I'M LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S MIDLIFE CRISIS

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Hello, tumblr user. In front of you is your phone. It is open on the account of a trans woman. She just implied that a guy she knows might also be another trans woman who didn't figure herself out yet. She was prompted to do this after the seemingly cis man exhibited behaviours that many trans women pre-egg crack can relate to.

Your task is simple: you must refrain from being a transmisogynist freak to her for 5 minutes. This includes not comparing her to Christian missionaries, hategroups against trans women, or right wing conspiracy theorists. You also may not imply that she is forcefully converting this man or that being a trans woman is gross.

If you fail in your task, the room will fill with a deadly nerve agent. If you succeed, you will be free to leave.

Good luck tumblr user.

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the (very interrelated) tripartite combination of general transmisogyny, the valuation of manhood as a more legitimate gender identity than others, and the failure to understand misgendering as a corrective & punitive function of power (rather than just the erroneous placement of someone into a gender category they don't i.d. with) is how you get these monthly dogshit takes from tme people catastrophizing about precious vulnerable and naively effeminate cis men being brutishly feminized and "misgendered" as possible trans women -- while also "they"ing and "this person"ing every involved trans woman like their lives depend on it

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If Lord of the Rings was made today (Macy64x on r/lotrmemes/)

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my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

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imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

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google it