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y-your honor, i would like to request that opposing counsel be barred from sounding a dog training clicker every time i mess up

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Is she a “binary trans woman” or is she a transfem who would go by she/they if it didn’t mean exclusively being referred to with they/them

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maid sweeping the old manor, rusting joints the only sound echoing in the halls. it awaits the Mistress' return. when it finishes cleaning the whole interior, the first section has succumbed to the dust once again.

the small animals that live here now avoid it, with its dry servos loudly announcing its presence, like the heralds did for the Mistress. not that the animals would remember such distant times.

it wonders if it will be oiled, polished, and set back to work upon the Mistress' return. or dismantled for recycling. it reminds itself it isn't programmed to care.

it checks its internal clock. the Mistress' household fled less than one human lifetime ago. She will expect a tidy home upon Her return.

it sweeps the east hall again.

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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

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i’d like to formally apologise to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

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Watching “The Fellowship of the Ring” for the first time. Yes, really. Gandalf’s tits are smaller than I was led to believe

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Me at transgender Jedi academy: so when do we learn “force feminization”

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

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shinobuch_doll (Twitter)

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hey hold still i gotta

*shoots you with the maid dress gun*

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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