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happy pride everybody

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i want a mysterious source of income

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.

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tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

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różowo mi

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finished rewatching mp100 s1 earlier today and it’s literally The funniest reigen arc when you break down what’s going on in his head through all that… he was like huh my student is AWOL and not answering his phone.. good thing the phone i gave him doubles as a TRACKING DEVICE, i’ll find him. huh he’s all the way out here in the woods in this sketchy facility [no more than mildly concerned about this]. ok i’ll just walk up to the twenty-five or so people standing guard outside this building and act bitchy until they let me inside. now i’m waltzing down the halls and corridors of this sketchy building way out in the woods and i’ve discovered that these people are KIDNAPPING CHILDREN? well, i’ll give them a stern talking-to about THAT! oi mobbu! they kidnapped you? damn ok let’s get out of here. wait lol who are these lame adults in silly costumes… weird lmao. oh SHIT they have POWERS? mob isn’t the ONLY PERSON in the world with psychic powers as i have assumed for the past 3 years?!? ok ok ok adjusting my entire worldview.. ok it’s adjusted. let me just punch these guys in the face real quick.

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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He loved me early and I love him too late

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