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fuck the phantom cock sensations are strong today

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pressure washing gotta feel good when you’re a gargoyle

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💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice  - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖

When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance….

This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).

Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.

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Wedding night

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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Kríp sketchpage!

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SO WHAT HAPPENED is that i stayed up past 5am because it was too fucking hot in my room and i wrote that message in my notes not to forget it and then i sent it and it was early and i was not really thinking straight and then much later i saw it in my notes and i sent it. hi.

asdfghffddfggfhjghkj DO NOT WORRY I FIGURED IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT

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no i think there really would be something here. loneliness + obsession + What If these feelings actually are mutual in a fucked up way. what if they're not. what if neither can tell. what if that was all that small worm knew before being put in that well to rot and that festered and both worm and Feelings grew too big to ignore. idk i barely slep at all but it compels me 

anon i love how you somehow managed to send me the same ask six hours apart with Almost but Not Quite the exact same wording

also you tapped into one of my Favourite Things which is Repression Baybeeeee i really do think there's Something There. iunno when/if i'll ever write it, but like. i am turning the idea over in my brain like an otter with a clam.

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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long

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Make the vibes even weirder. Eat your neighbors.

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start here, caitlyn siehl // untitled, fortesa latifi // rien ne va plus, margarita karapanau (trans. karen emmerich) // black iris, leah raeder // the thorn merchant, yusuf komunyakaa // monster movie, nicola maye goldberg // a key to common lethal fungi, marge piercy // give me a god i can relate to, blythe baird // crimson peak, dir. guillermo del torro (2014) // the house of hades, rick riordan.

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can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

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you will never be free until you stop ascribing morality to hunger

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Adopt, preclaimed by HimboPrime ✨ NSFW version is on my Bluesky!

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NO BUT THAT'S GOOD THO????????

Assdffddhhgg THANK YOU GLAD YOU THINK SO

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writhing in agony but i'm getting a little hot with it like arching my back and moaning and baring the smooth curve of my throat and white knuckle gripping the sheets beneath me

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...........would you write a story about the Lambton Worm

If I could figure out how! Just "have sex with the dragon in the well" isn't interesting to me enough to write by itself, I'd need some kind of hook. Something something "you cast me aside once and now you've returned I'm never going to let you go even as it kills me" maybe

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These thighs are pure cashmere, darling. 💋