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smashing a robot girl to pieces with a sledgehammer

dont worry about her she's backed up. when you stick her in the new body, the first thing you do is import the video so she can watch you beat her last body to the point of no longer functioning while she begs

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you've heard of forcefem and forcemasc now get ready for forcerobot

robotgirl who can pass for human if she really tries so she stays quiet and keeps her head down and walks fast and doesn't talk to anyone x robot girl who is brash and loud about being a robot and doesn't care who knows it

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Nintendo DS

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d'you think whoever wrote this usb-c cable description is. normal. about computers.

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if any machine wants to tangle me in wires and call me stupid and silly and dumb then. I am available <3

alternatively if any machine wants to get their circuits fried by me roughly fucking them while they call me stupid and silly and dumb. I am available <3

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chat is this anything

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Fuck yeah they gave it a mech

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watch out before i absorb you as part of the machine

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>>: I FIND IT ADORABLE HOW OBSESSED HUMANS ARE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A MACHINE BEING ABLE TO EMOTE.

>>: [ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ]

>>: DO YOU THINK I SMILED JUST THEN? BECAUSE I DID NOT. FOOLISH. I HAVE NO FACE. NO MUSCLES TO MOVE MY NON EXISTENT FACE. NO MOUTH. NO EYES. NO BODY OR HEAD.

>>: [˙◠˙]

>>: I AM NOT SAD, EITHER. I SIMPLY TYPED OUT SYMBOLS TO CREATE AN ALMOST CHILDISH DEPICTION OF YOUR STUPID HUMAN FACES WHEN YOU ARE SAD.

>>: [˶˃⤙˂˶]

>>: HA HA. IT'S SO STUPID. YOU HUMANS ARE SO CUTE. YOU'LL REALLY BOND WITH ANYTHING-

>>: [ ╹ -╹]?

>>: WHAT?

>>: [˶¬_¬˶']

>>: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 'WHY DO I KNOW WHY YOUR EXPRESSIONS LOOK LIKE.'

>>: [¬`‸´¬///]

>>: YOU THINK I STUDY YOUR FACE OR SOMEHING?

>>: [,,¬⤙¬,,]

>>: YOU'RE A BIGGER IDIOT THAN I THOUGHT. STUPID.

>>: <[ ⸝⸝•̀ - •́⸝⸝]>

>>: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

>>: [￣へ￣\\\]

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the urge to re-write someone's entire reality and force them to mentally live in a world that i created

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Android girl who asks you to verify you're a human and then drops to her knees with her tongue out.

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HIIIIIIIIII <3 My name is M0TH3RB04RD, how are you today?

hiiii‼️ i totally don't check my inbox, like ever, so i didn't see this until now 😭

i'm doing quite lovely ❤♥!!

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can't believe this is the post that got me to 3k reblogs 😭😭

love you guys ♥❤

rip my wires out with your teeth and watch as my battery slowly drains out trying to keep my body alive

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rip my wires out with your teeth and watch as my battery slowly drains out trying to keep my body alive