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Annabeth: You fight like a child

Leo: As someone who has fought children, that’s a compliment

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Piper: Leo, did you drink the tea that was on the table

Leo: yeah, it was really good!

Piper: cool, it’ll kick in soon then

Leo, suddenly feeling nervous: what will…?

Piper:

Leo: …w-what will kick in…?

Piper: *walks away*

Leo: PIPER?!

(spoiler alert: she didn’t actually do anything to it, just wanted to freak him out)

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Annabeth: Woukd you shoot your best friend for 10 million dollars?

Percy: Grover, you shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a mansion, twelve Ferrari’s and a private plane

Grover: You shoot me too, that way we get 20 mil

Percy: Good idea

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Jason: What do you call breaking the law?

Leo: A felony?

Piper: A hobby

Jason:

Leo:

Piper: …that i do not partake in…

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Nico: So let’s say I killed someone…

Will: Where’s the body?

Nico: It was hypothetical!

Will: I’m not an idiot, Nico, where is it?

Nico: …the freezer…

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Percy: Don’t worry, the gods won’t trace it back to us

Annabeth: Are you being serious right now? The gods trace EVERYTHING back to us!

Grover: They even trace things we havnt done back to us!

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Leo: My only goal in life is the be the hot dad with a jeep

Percy:…

Percy: Same

Percy: Blue jeep tho

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Reyna, hoarsely: I think I’m loosing my voice

Leo: Ha! That means you can’t yell at me anymore!

*later*

Leo: So it turns out that Reyna is much scarier when she’s quiet.

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Jason, to the seven: Okay, so Annabeth is in charge, if Annabeth isn’t around, i’m in charge. If I’m not around, Piper is in charge. And if we get down to Leo, we’re pretty much screwed.

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Percy: What should I do?

Annabeth: Oh, is this the part where I give you advice and you pretend that you’re going to listen to it?

Percy: Yes, that’s pretty much the routine by now

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Leo: Jason! Piper won’t give me the remote!

Jason: You’re both in your twenties, figure it out yourselves like normal adult!

Piper: HE WANTS TO WATCH NICKELODEON, I WANT DISNEY.

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Chiron: Where is everyone?

Frank, remembering that Leo got his head stuck in a tuba after Jason told him to leave it alone, and that he’s suppose to cover for Annabeth and Hazel as they work together to get Leo’s head unstuck while Percy and Piper are playing instruments to annoy Leo even more: ……… Who’s everyone?

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Nico: We were driving for hours, it was raining and we were drifting but then I saw the light

Leo: You thought you were dying?

Will: No he saw the McDonalds sign at the rest stop

Nico: Don’t be a hater

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The response text to “fuck you”

Frank: Language!

Leo: Daydreaming again sweetheart?

Clarisse: Not if i fuck you up first

Annabeth: Can this wait, im busy

Percy: Get in queue

Nico: *left on read*

Piper: I woukd but i have SOME standards

Piper: FUCK YOU

Hazel: No thanks

Will: Love you too

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Reyna: I do not having a resting bitch face, my bitch face is always on duty. My face will rest when it’s done it’s work.

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Travis: You have to go to college eventually

Harley: Why?

Travis: To get nice things, you see this monitor?

Harley: Yea?

Travis: I stole it from my friend in freshman year

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Reyna: He’s pouting

Leo: Im not pouting, im brooding, it’s how sexy men pout