wisegentlementyrant

[wisegentlementyrant]

GCEST CENTRAL DISCORD SERVER

Hi guys, as I said before, me and a couple of friends started a discord server related to gcest and socialization! We're currently 20 members, but we'd like to send invitations to anyone else interested to join us. The dynamic is simple, just like Tumblr, we share our thoughts about the ship, regardless if it's sfw or nsfw. For this same reason, you have to be over 18 to join. If you want an invitation, send me a DM ♥️

PD: This doesn't mean I'll leave Tumblr btw, we just think a discord server is a safest place to goon about gcest lmaooo

J x

[wisegentlementyrant]

really above any of the other evidence for The Situation i think the most damning thing is noel consistently being preemptively defensive about both being a little gay with it and/or boinking his brother when literally no one would be thinking about either of those things if he hadn’t brought them up. neurotic little control freak working overtime to steer the conversation in a different direction but the conversation was never headed there in the first place so he overcorrects now it’s just really obvious what he’s stressing about

[wisegentlementyrant]

[wisegentlementyrant]

New liam photo… 1984 so he would’ve been 12. and there’s what Noel (17) would’ve looked like for reference

[wisegentlementyrant]

Stone Roses discord server.

I created a Stone Roses server, feel free to join. 🙏

https://discord.gg/cJRNXXwX

[wisegentlementyrant]

The thing that communicates the most about Noel as a person is the fact that he chose his 5 years younger brother to form an attachment with. WHEN HE HAD A 1 YEAR OLDER BROTHER. Consciously or not, that contains multitudes.

[wisegentlementyrant]

With gcest I think where rpf is concerned it hits different for a lot of people who originally were against shipping real people. With the Gallaghers the playground is already there we’re just using the equipment

[wisegentlementyrant]

It's so insane to me that Noel named a recording company after himself and called it "Big Brother Studios".

HE'S NOT EVEN THE OLDEST BROTHER!!!!!!!!! HE'S A FUCKING MIDDLE CHILD!!!!!!!!

The man really looked at his baby brother and said "My entire identity is you." And Liam was like "yay."

[wisegentlementyrant]

It's so insane to me that Noel named a recording company after himself and called it "Big Brother Studios".

HE'S NOT EVEN THE OLDEST BROTHER!!!!!!!!! HE'S A FUCKING MIDDLE CHILD!!!!!!!!

The man really looked at his baby brother and said "My entire identity is you." And Liam was like "yay."

[wisegentlementyrant]

Between this and his beauty queen 'young hot' mother. Freud is simply the king of medicalised projection

[wisegentlementyrant]

this guys world has just exploded. he’s short circuited. he’s just had the best kiss of his life and it’s from his brother who he’s worshipped and chased after for years. the whole world’s just zeroed down the two of them. his lips and tongue carry the lingering feeling of Noel’s, he’s out of it but nothings made more sense. he’s frighteningly sober in this moment. his mouth is still open, unguarded and his only focus is his brother whose lips he has kissed.

this man is so hard he can barely think straight

[wisegentlementyrant]

[wisegentlementyrant]

been trying to make heads or tails about cricket bat for more than a year now. there are so many accounts and none of them really line up. what kicked it off? who hurt who with what? what were the injuries? what damage was there? did the damage include a guitar? the studio? was there even a cricket bat? what songs were they working on that day? what songs did noel bring in new when they got back after the week cooling off?

and why the flipping fuck does this entire story get played for laughs?

listing each account to link after reblogging:

noel (1995: “i had a cricket bat” /2015:“broke his arm or something” + beatles belt buckle apology)

liam (arriving home with casts on arm and leg)

alan white (at the pub with liam, firsthand account of fight, drives noel back to london according to getting high, says noel climbed out his room window to escape liam banging his door down, has he spoken elsewhere about it?)

meg mathews (attests to noel's reaction when he returns to london according to getting high, has she spoken elsewhere?)

owen morris (asleep when it happens but claims to have locked up the studio before going to bed and runs into liam with a broken foot the next day; says they were working on supernova before the fight and it was the 5th day of recording (friday); another time said they were working on don’t look back in anger (on sunday) and noel returns with cast no shadow)

daniella from monmouth (girl liam brought back to the studio from the pub, her account is printed by a tabloid)

rockfield studio owner and sound engineer (mg 25th retrospective: damages bill + broken door)

paolo hewitt: cricket bat letter (https://www.tumblr.com/todays-just-a-daydream/785724858942308352)

just looking at this list, the worst thing to me is how getting high has the most complete scene but the most important accounts to support this scene are by alan and meg which are not verified elsewhere. we just have to trust everything paolo says as accurate. the first account i read after supersonic was owen morris who questions it cause he missed the whole thing. so maybe that colored my entire thinking about it. but i've since read three different accounts from him which makes me question his honesty recall whatever. and he's not the only one. noel has mentioned hitting liam in the head with the bat, breaking his arm and breaking his leg, in separate accounts. could it be all three? maybe? liam saying he arrives home with casts on his arm and leg. but then they’re back recording one week or 10 days later. so is he returning to record with casts on? they are back at gigs in june (glastonbury is 23 june where liam’s dancing around with robbie williams) and there’s no pictures i can find of liam in a cast. no pictures doesn’t mean it didn’t happen but i’m a skeptical bitch about band mythmaking so it just adds to my questions. the cricket bat itself is the focal point of the myth with supersonic dramatizing the whole episode with a broken bat. yet rockfield studio owners show off an intact cricket bat when noel goes back for the wtsmg 25th and talk about a guitar that was busted up instead. and then there’s daniella the girl at the center of all of this who sees the whole thing but never even mentions a cricket bat! one year later and listing it all i still feel like i have more questions than answers.

[wisegentlementyrant]

Are we sure this man doesn’t have a hidden uterus??? I can’t believe how feminine he looks sometimes ???

Somebody get an X-ray machine We need to check if this guy has a uterus

[wisegentlementyrant]

oh my GOD hoe we get it ur situationship broke up with you 30 years ago GET OVER IT

[wisegentlementyrant]

i think it’s funny when people talk about oasis incestbaiting like it’s this tried and true deliberate marketing tactic because like guys i don’t think gen x british men are too enticed by their GOAT ramming his tongue down his lil bro’s esophagus

[wisegentlementyrant]

I would like all of us to remember that Liam contains multitudes, he can be a misogynistic malewife ally but also homophobic nonbinary drag queen gen x male and also exude coked up princess with multiple mental dissorders with a hint of shota protagonist aura